No Escape! (Atari 2600) review "I found myself playing session after session, hopelessly addicted to something so archaic, so simplistic. The furious pace and wicked challenge kept things interesting, and the peculiar enemy designs piqued my interest. I had to see what abomination awaited me in the next round, had to know what abilities it brought to the battle. Most of all, I had to know if I was good enough to survive."

I enjoyed a revival of my love for Atari 2600 about a year ago. This time around, I wanted to venture into the furthest reaches of its library and play lesser known titles. I wanted to see if the 2600's underbelly was as interesting as the NES's or Game Boy's. What I found were a lot of ho-hum titles and shameless, subpar clones. I came to the conclusion that most, maybe even all, obscure 2600 games were not sleeper waiting to be discovered. I turned away heavy-hearted, stopping only at one final interesting title: No Escape!. I thought that nothing with an exclamation point in its title could be that great, but then I saw the cover art: a man grasping a sword while riding Pegasus. Either this game was going to be awesome or incredibly lame. I bit my lip, as I do when I think I'm going to regret a decision, and fired the game up.

Devilish music ushered in a horde of vicious Furies. There I stood, playing the part of the Greek hero Jason, armed with mere pebbles against an army of chthonic goddesses. Encasing us were the walls and brick ceiling of Aphrodite's temple. The goddess herself, not pleased with her temple being used as a prison, gave me a little advantage. You see, Aphrodite loved the games Demon Attack and Breakout, so she thought she'd cast a little spell and combine the two games. She enchanted the bricks in her temple, making them loose. A simple strike from a stone would send a brick down, and anything nailed by said brick, even a Fury, would be annihilated.

The first of the Furies floated back and forth across the screen, showing no signs of aggression. I did as the instruction manual asked, tossing stone after stone at the ceiling and watching the bricks squelch Fury after Fury. Timing was a huge factor. I had to make sure my stone didn't connect with a Fury before hitting the ceiling, or else two more spawned in its place. I also had to factor in the drop speed of the brick in relation to my enemies' positions and movement speed. After a few sessions, it became second nature.

Community review by JoeTheDestroyer (May 17, 2012) Rumor has it that Joe is not actually a man, but a machine that likes video games, horror movies, and long walks on the beach. His/Its first contribution to HonestGamers was a review of Breath of Fire III.