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Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies
October 21, 2009

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Protestant: Let shit happen to someone else

Catholic: If shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Atheist: Shit happens for no apparent reason

Agnostic: Farts happen

Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us i and we'll tell you why shit happens

Hare Krishna: Shit happens shit happens shithappens shit shit happens happens shitshitshit happenshappenshappens

Pagan: Shit is a part of the goddes, too

Scientologist: Fecal matter happens

Murphyism: When the room is small and hot, farts happen

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disco1960 disco1960 - October 21, 2009 (06:19 PM)
I feel like I've seen this before. It was back around 1995, though.
wolfqueen001 wolfqueen001 - October 21, 2009 (07:53 PM)
That wouldn't surprise me! Anything that I come across that I think is hilarious but haven't seen before seems to either be really old, really popular or both so that everyone else would just be like "lol you loser; everyone knows about this!"
radicaldreamer radicaldreamer - October 22, 2009 (01:38 AM)
I was 8 in 1995.
darketernal darketernal - October 22, 2009 (04:25 AM)
EmP was 20 then.
disco1960 disco1960 - October 24, 2009 (11:46 AM)
Ages 8 to 20 are when poop jokes are funniest!

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