Ring Out (PC) review
"Even by the torturous standards of most pervoramas, RingOut is about as erotic as a doorstop. Not a particularly attractive doorstop, mind you, but a plain old wooden one. With a rusty nail sticking out of it."
I’m certainly no expert when it comes to terrible Japanese porn games; if it’s quality critiques of SMUT, SMUT, SMUT you crave then you should probably turn to my shifty associates Zigfried and Johnny Cairo, both of whom have earned their Masters in this masturbatory medium. But if the unusually tolerable True Love is the (comparatively) beautiful swan which takes flight from the depths of a polluted pond, this would be the equivalent of that fat, profusely sweaty middle-aged businessman who’s hiding in your closet over there waiting for you to fall asleep.
Staff review by Sho (July 06, 2004)
Sho enjoys classic video games, black comedy, and poking people until they explode -- figuratively or otherwise. He also writes a bit.
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