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Review by Jason Venter 
January 03, 2010
Forget the ridiculous plot, which only manages to get worse as it proceeds and Flo repeatedly loses her precious luggage. I'm not entirely sure why anyone even bothered to produce a narrative, anyway. All that you really need to know is that there are more customers and that Flo needs to feed them.
Even if you've never played a Diner Dash game before, a summary of the control scheme should be sufficient to bring you up to speed. To control Flo, you simply tap points on the screen and the nimble waitress will scurry over to tables, cleaning tools, counters and a dishwasher. Customers can be led to available tables in the same manner, orders can be taken, food served, dishes washed and spills cleaned. Path finding works perfectly and you can queue up several commands at once. As long as you're clicking the proper points on the screen, you should have no issues at all with the controls.
Visuals are for the most part cut from the same cloth. The handful of environments is portrayed with appropriate attention to detail. Nothing that you'll see here is particularly stunning, but it doesn't need to be. Flo is animated nicely. Customers cycle through several appropriate frames in a polished--and usually belligerent--manner. Even little details like water spills and half-eaten grub are rendered lovingly. Years from now, I suspect that playing this game will feel much the same as it does today, thanks in part to the excellent art direction.
So, just how much fun is it to play Flo on the Go? That's where evaluation grows more difficult. I say that because when I play the game, I find myself getting angrier by the second and I eventually have to go do something else so that I can relax. The many other people who have made the franchise such a success at retail clearly don't share that experience.
The problem for me is that the game demands too much of me. I can blast Martians, win illegal street races and save the realm from powerful sorcerers like nobody's business, but I'll come up short nearly every time when I'm asked to help a soccer mom find a quiet place to eat a meal as a couple with a screaming baby makes its presence known at an adjacent table. There are several distinct environments to conquer, but I struggled just to reach the second venue, a mere ten stages into what proved to be a much larger game. Too many customers arrive too quickly and too many steps are required to satisfy each one of them. Under my control, Flo runs around like a chicken with its head cut off, refusing to help her increasingly agitated customers. There's always a reason (usually, I'm carrying a few small plates and don't even notice it because I'm so busy focusing on customers), but the end result is that I fail a stage and have to make another attempt.
Even when I manage to feed all of my customers and collect payment before they head out the door, which happens less frequently as I advance through the later stages, I'll sometimes miss my target revenue for a given stage by hundreds or thousands of dollars. Standard service isn't enough in this game. You also need to gain tip multipliers by performing the same action for several consecutive customers, or by seating a red-clothed woman in a red seat and a green-clad boy in a green chair or whatever else the game decides is worth a reward.
When I do manage to clear a stage, there's no guarantee that I'll even see any sort of reward. Sometimes, the game lets the player select from meaningless upgrades that don't appear to impact anything. At least games like Cake Mania provided something tangible. Here, you'll see a view of the restaurant and nothing will happen until you tap on the screen for awhile and receive a message that you can upgrade some lawn chairs or flowers. What does that even accomplish? The game never says. Then there are the opportunities to change Flo's outfit, but the small screen makes it difficult to care once you leave the menu. Cosmetic changes don't count for a whole lot when you have to squint to even notice them. That's my theory.
If I weren't so horrible at the game, I'm fairly certain that I'd like it a great deal more. There's a definite sense of satisfaction that comes from each successful attempt to clear a given stage. I also like those occasional moments where I'm playing and I fall into a groove that leads to a ludicrously high score. If I were able to reproduce such triumphs with a higher success rate, if completing a stage felt more like a skill-based pursuit and less like random luck, I'd probably like Diner Dash: Flo on the Go almost as much as the numerous people who don't share my casual gaming limitations. Until that happens, though, consider me unimpressed. Odds are good that I'll never know firsthand if Flo finally recovers and manages to keep her luggage, and I'm okay with that.
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