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Review by Jason Venter 
September 04, 2006
Forced by their meaningless conflict to build bigger, better, stronger and faster weapons, they at last resort to experimentation with others of their own kind. Deep within dank, underground laboratories, they fuse human flesh with explosives, performing surgical upgrades that defy the laws of nature and the universe while the once-verdant wasteland above them drops deeper into the hellish depths that now serve as its destination.
Those unfortunate victims of mutilation, of experiments in the name of science and progression, remain locked in bitter duels to the death. Only the strong survive. As for the weak, they find painful deaths in the middle of infernos and crushing metal, razor-sharp claws and the gleeful destruction brought upon them by their brethren.
THIS. IS. BOMBERMAN.
The back of the Bomberman – Act: Zero packaging states that the plot is taken from the original title in the series. Maybe it is. Still, gamers have years of green backgrounds, blocks and almost cheery little explosions to remember. They probably recall sitting down to a good match on the Super Nintendo with a few controllers plugged in so they could do a little trash talking with their friends and then maybe afterwards go out to shoot some hoops. If you have such memories, though, check them at the door. Act: Zero isn’t as concerned with providing frantic and fun gameplay as it is with looking grim while kicking your butt. . . n00b!
From the title screen, it’s clear that something sinister is afoot. You may have gathered as much from the picture of the robotic mutant on the cover (he has a claw for an appendage that would make even Freddy Krueger jealous). You’ll see white shafts of light seeping down through roiling gray clouds while in the background, an ominous dirge seeps from a pipe organ. Start playing and things continue, with menacing rock rifts accompanying the sound of bombs and explosions that shake every corner of the screen, not to mention your opponents’ shrieks when they are burned alive by your blasts. You’ll half expect Marilyn Manson to step out from behind a wall in his androgynous suit of choice and flip the bird.
That would’ve been cool, though, and Bomberman – Act: Zero just isn’t. Despite all of its (well-intentioned?) efforts to give the series a fresh, hardcore coat of paint, it just doesn’t do enough things right for the aesthetic focus to mean anything more than that you’ve just dropped a wad of cash on a $10 game. The carefully-rendered backgrounds do a great job of slapping you across the face with the notion that this world is desolate, but they don’t add anything to the play mechanics. Neither do the cutscenes that show each robot rolled out as if from an assembly line, then dropped onto the battlefield with menacing eyes and an attitude straight out of a slasher movie.
If the flourishes don’t add to the experience, though, they definitely detract from it. You’ll be tired of the animations the second time you see them, and you’ll see them at least once each game. If you get particularly good at moving through the survival mode (which really is just you playing the same thing a hundred times over), then you’ll view the animations once per stage. They last for several seconds and then you’re loaded into the arena, where you start blowing everything to bits. Here, at least, you can zoom in ridiculously close so that all those textures and character models look more impressive, but there’s an important question that really should be asked: why in the world would you want to? If you’re viewing from a more intimate angle, then you can’t see what your adversaries are doing. You’ll walk right into a body-shredding napalm blast. Then you’ll hear the tinny, emotionless voice say: “You. Are. Dead.”
Viewed from afar--the way you’ll want to view it--the action doesn’t look substantially different from something on the Super Nintendo, except that everything has a coat of rust and it’s harder to make out what’s going on. The exception is when a bomb explodes, at which point you’ll see walls of purple, green or orange fire spreading this way and that, coursing through shafts and over any unfortunate enough to be in the way. It doesn’t take many rounds of that punishment before you’ll say “screw this” and decide to try playing it with a buddy.
Oops. It turns out there isn’t a multi-player mode, not unless you’re ready to go on Xbox Live and face off against people you don’t know. Such an oversight is baffling to the point where you have to assume it was intentional, yet that doesn’t make sense because playing on Xbox Live isn’t fun. Maybe that’s because the Bomberman experience is about the trash talk and the close matches, not the grinding rock guitar and the tiresome (but oh, so very hardcore) animations between each match. I spent a little time online and all I could find were opponents from Japan, who then proceeded to kick my butt to the moon every match. The game is probably much better if you can play it with someone at a closer skill level, but the way things stand, most of us will never know for sure unless we play the game long enough to get extremely good at something extremely dull.
In the end, it’s hard to look at Bomberman – Act: Zero as anything less than a significant failure. Survival mode is dull because it’s 99 stages of the same thing and your progress isn’t saved if you die, whether that be on stage 3 or 50. Unlocking achievements isn’t the hoot it is on some games because it feels more like work than fun, and the online mode isn’t good because the people you face either suck or dominate. Finally, the offline multi-player mode that should’ve given the package a full half of its value is mysteriously missing. Watch for Act: Zero in the bargain bins, if you must make a purchase. It’ll be there soon enough.
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