Might be late with this...
June 10, 2010



So, this movie is destined to be a piece of trash, but still, like always, I find myself falling in the same trap of wanting to see it.


But what the hell is up with killing Johnny Cage instantly? My favorite character(after the obligatory Scorpion of course).

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radicaldreamer radicaldreamer - June 10, 2010 (10:13 AM)
rofl at Baraka's story
EmP EmP - June 10, 2010 (04:58 PM)
Baraka was always my favourite. So, now he's a failed sugoen who's skilled enough to do shit that real surgoens couldn;t do on other people let alone themselves. And this has made him a Blanka-like ninja about to kill off highly trained martial artists. Huh.
zippdementia zippdementia - June 10, 2010 (09:04 PM)
I mean, I like the IDEA. Take Mortal Kombat and twist it so it makes some sort of sense. But this is so cheesy that it stumbles over itself in the process and might as well be the original.
darketernal darketernal - June 11, 2010 (02:13 AM)
I know I'll watch it, and I know it will be hilarious. I'll probably watch it in a group of people that will get high as a kite before hand, and thus my enjoyment of Mortal Kombat will be complete.


Everyone knows Scorpion is the best character of MK. Baraka's shish-kebob's were fun back in the day though.


All you really have to see to know the quality of this movie is that Jery Ryan is Sonia Blade. That woman never acted in anything worth the watching, except maybe Voyage and even then, her breasts were the ones that did the acting, and they sort of lost their touch in the last decade.

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