So I've been packing my mom's open belly wound for the past few weeks, which has been awesome beyond explanation (makes me wanna become a nurse, or a medic).
Just recently though, she went for a check-up from a gastrointestinal surgeon who was a nice guy and all (very handsome older gentlemen with a deep booming voice, looked like a cross between Tommy Lee Jones and Powers Boothe, little bit of Josh Brolin), but despite how well it was healing up solely from being packed with gauze, decided to use Sterile Strips to bind the outer tissue together.
What do you know? There's a pocket of infection formed in it now that her home health nurse discovered early today. Man, that woman is great looking. Really short and nice shape and everything, cute as a button. . .
But back on subject, my mom has to go early tomorrow morning and have the surgeon dig around in there and try to find the abscesss - fun stuff.
Other than that though, she's on the road to recovery. Which is good.
Now it's time to walk to McDonald's and get a 75 cent Diet Coke. Yes, Diet. I'm a fatty.
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Genj - May 09, 2007 (10:04 PM) I searched McDonalds on google image search and found this:  What is this? Girls like this aren't seen at US MCDonalds but O' Glorious Nippon~ gets uber babes? P.S. - Stop watching Naruto and get to work you lazy bum. |
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carcinogen_crush - May 09, 2007 (11:09 PM) I don't get it either. At the McDonald's half a block away from our apartment (dead center of ass nowhere Oregon), there are plenty of uber - sluts, that you know have herpes or some nasty melty disease. There's this cutie pie who works at the thrift store across the parking lot, though, who has these killer piercings through her cheek - so who knows elsewhere? Tee hee. |
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pup - May 10, 2007 (07:48 AM) McDonald's driven lesbianism. Tasty. |
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pup - May 10, 2007 (07:54 AM) Poor puppy.  |
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carcinogen_crush - May 10, 2007 (08:22 AM) You guys. . . Man. Couple buddies and I went to Jack in the Box yesterday, and there was this pretty cute, "Hey I probably am way into Joy Division and Bauhaus" kinda girl there. |
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Genj - May 10, 2007 (08:24 AM) Pup, you gave me an anti-erection. You jerk! |
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Felix_Arabia - May 10, 2007 (11:08 AM) Genj had a boner until he saw the picture of the fat dog. |
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Genj - May 10, 2007 (11:12 AM) Perish the thought! The fat chicks made my bulging dick droop in a flash. |
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carcinogen_crush - May 10, 2007 (03:03 PM) NRB. |
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