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Evil businessman Ryojo plots with his ninja underling.
Naked Snake patiently waits for The End.
It was stickly hot at sea. The amethyst waves crashed against my speedboat. There is a legend in this sea of a big wave called Big Kahuna. Big Kahuna is a lot more dangerous than Little Kahuna or Middle Kahuna. There are no legends about Little Kahuna or Middle Kahuna. I sped across the water on my way back to the base, hoping that Big Kahuna would not stop me.