GET TO THA CHOPPA TWOOO!!2 (Xbox 360) review"Get to tha Choppa Two‘s most remarkable aspect is how it takes a foundation, then, rather than build upon it, arms itself with a shovel and digs deeper into the muck." |
Here’s the thing; writing these reviews isn’t as easy as I’ve been making it look all these years. For the most part, it takes time and effort to come up with a finely honed .doc file that the rest of the Internet will then use to call your credibility into question. There’s drafts and edits and revisions and HTMLing in screens, then deciding on what you feel is the right dosage of pretentious hack to curry favour with your target audience. It’s not a glamorous life and, a lot of the time, there’s a lot of things I’d rather be doing. That’s why I pseudo-love Get to tha Choppa!!1 2: not because it’s a good game -- It’s not -- but so little effort has been put into disguising it from the previous title, I can just copy and paste last year’s review and make the odd minor edit.
Ahem.
Get to tha Choppa Get to tha Choppa Twoooo has precious little to do with Arnie pre-politics and more to do with the zombie apocalypse, timed button presses and a sadistic helicopter pilot. Backdropped to (the exact same) odd techno song about someone’s proficiency in a ring, you control a faceless unfortunate (but this time with poorly drawn breasts) chased rather swiftly by hordes of flesh-eating zombies. Your salvation? The helicopter (still) keeping perfect pace with you. The problem? The pilot is (still) clearly enjoying your plight a bit more than he should.
Staff review by Gary Hartley (November 29, 2011)
Gary Hartley arbitrarily arrives, leaves a review for a game no one has heard of, then retreats to his 17th century castle in rural England to feed whatever lives in the moat and complain about you. |
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