Patreon button  Steam curated reviews  Discord button  Facebook button  Twitter button 
3DS | PC | PS4 | PS5 | SWITCH | VITA | XB1 | XSX | All

Portal 2 (Xbox 360) artwork

Portal 2 (Xbox 360) review

"Breaking free of the chains and finally seeing what lies beyond Apertureís white test chamber walls was one of Portalís greatest pleasures, and the sequel mimics that sense of discovery beautifully. The key difference is that when Portal 2 reaches this point, the game has only just begun."

Portal was a brilliant puzzle game, but I feel most people loved it for not stopping there. It introduced an ingenious mechanic, trained us to use it, steadily ramped the difficulty, and then unexpectedly threw itself off the rails. Suddenly, the rusty catwalks and empty offices suggested that there was more to this fictional universe than pristine white surfaces. Suddenly, GLaDOS had a role to play beyond dropping one-liners, evolving from malevolent overseer to outright villain. Suddenly, we were out of the test chambers, and the skills weíd spent the entire game fine-tuning now served a far more personal purpose. The reason itís so difficult to distinguish Portal the puzzler from Portal the narrative is because they both peaked at precisely the same moment.

So, despite lasting only three hours, Portal ended at the only point it could have, on its highest and most tantalizing note. Where do you go from there? How do you expand on a game that begs for elaboration, yet garnered praise for its daring brevity?

Portal 2 toys relentlessly with our expectations. We wake up in a living unit thatís blandly decorated and doesnít look the slightest bit out of place amidst Apertureís boring white corridors. And then we see said living unit physically ripped from its tower and dragged through an enormous underground city full of similar-looking buildings. Weíre accompanied by a robot named Wheatley, who has the distinction of being the first character in this universe who doesnít actually sound like a robot. We get our hands on a portal gun and are sent through a familiar set of warm-up test chambers, except now theyíre overrun with lush plant life. The collapse of civilization is briefly mentioned, and a computer that tries to tell you how long youíve been in stasis breaks down after saying ďnineĒ a bunch of times.

And then, for a while, itís just more Portal. More bizarre physics-based puzzles set in white test chambers, all bookended with jokes by a robotic supervisor (a male voice this time). Itís not long before weíre inevitably reunited with a bitter GLaDOS, yet her idea of revenge is to simply put us through more tests. Wheatley pops up from time to time, assuring us from behind the scenes that heís working on an escape plan. Meanwhile, we keep testing, and this goes on for just long enough to make us believe that there are no major surprises in store for us.

And then Wheatley makes good on his promise, and a getaway is initiated. I wonít tell you what happens after that. Breaking free of the chains and finally seeing what lies beyond Apertureís white test chamber walls was one of Portalís greatest pleasures, and the sequel mimics that sense of discovery beautifully. The key difference is that when Portal 2 reaches this point, the game has only just begun.

Portal 2 is a triumph of presentation, and it evokes the same wild range of emotions that made players feel so connected to the original game. We laugh when we should be angry. We feel regretful when we should feel triumphant. We love villains we should hate. Weíre amused by the gameís abundant one-liners, and then we stumble upon a radio playing a poignant original song by The National and are reminded just how lonely this world is. Itís a much more visually varied game than its predecessor Ė which is a relief, given that itís several times as long Ė and if Portal 2 isnít as quotable as the first, itís no less laugh-out-loud funny. Ellen McLain, J. K. Simmons and especially Stephen Merchant all seem to be enjoying their roles, and their enthusiasm brings the outrageous dialog to convincing life. And Nolan North arguably steals the show, though this may be the first time you donít recognize his voice.

Youíll notice I havenít said much about the actual puzzles yet, and thereís a reason for that: because of course theyíre brilliant. Now that nearly every self-respecting gamer knows his or her way around a portal gun, Valve is free to steepen the difficulty curve, unveiling new mechanics at regular intervals and expecting us to have mastered them within minutes of being introduced to them. Portal 2 has you redirecting lasers, launching yourself from jump pads, and painting levels with several different varieties of gel, among many other surprises. As during its predecessorís trickiest moments, the game makes you feel like an idiot and a genius in equal proportion, which is what the best puzzlers should do.

So Portal 2ís design builds upon the foundations set by its predecessor, as does its story. Yet if the game fails to live up to the originalís standards in any way, itís that these two aspects rarely work hand-in-hand. Portal 2ís world and characters are so fascinating that itís maddening when Valve puts major plot developments on hold for long stretches of time. The puzzles certainly stand up on their own, but getting stuck in a test chamber for an embarrassingly long period of time (which happened to me on a number of occasions) is all the more frustrating when youíre hungry for details, and it makes Portal 2 feel slower than it actually is. It doesnít help that a few puzzles in the second act Ė mainly involving something called ďconversion gelĒ Ė felt uncharacteristically clunky in comparison to the rest of the game. I guess a longer campaign leaves more room for error, and it only makes a stronger case that Portalís short completion time was a good thing.

On the tighter and more concise end of the stick is the new cooperative mode, which has two player-controlled robots with portal guns acting as test partners for more of GLaDOSís experiments. Itís exactly what it sounds like. The same rules apply, but now the puzzles require two people, four portals, multiple perspectives and constant communication. Itís roughly half the length of the solo campaign and thereís barely a story to it, but it never drags and houses some of Portal 2ís cleverest sequences, delightfully exploring mechanics that wouldnít be possible in a single-player setting (like when one player builds speed with a classic ďinfinite fallĒ while the other sets up a portal elsewhere and launches his partner into the air).

I do recommend bringing a microphone to co-op, not simply because coordination is a must, but because the hilarity of playing a Portal game alongside a friend is something to take advantage of. Plans fail, strokes of genius prove unsuccessful, mistakes are made, deaths happen at the behest of the other player, and itís all uproarious fun. The co-op mode also sports some of GLaDOSís best dialog as she constantly tries to turn the two robots against one another. (On a side note, the Xbox 360 version of the game is the only one thatís not Steam-compatible, so Iíd recommend getting it on another platform if you have the option.)

I mentioned before that Portal 2 isnít as quotable as the original game, and I feel that was done intentionally. One line from the finale has already caught on as something of a secret handshake between players who have beaten the game, but little attempt was made to hammer new memes into the internet stratosphere or reinforce old ones; I didnít catch a single cake reference, and Jonathan Coulton bravely wrote up a brand new credits song, rather than going the safe route and rehashing ďStill Alive.Ē Portal 2 had a lot to live up to, but it doesnít feel like itís living in its predecessorís shadow. Portal has rightfully earned its place in pop culture, and that frees Valve to expand on the franchise in ways they see fit. Portal 2 is a bigger and more organic experience, and even if itís not as perfect as its predecessor was, thatís part of what makes it so much more human.


Suskie's avatar
Freelance review by Mike Suskie (April 25, 2011)

Mike Suskie is a freelance writer who has contributed to GamesRadar and has a blog. He can usually be found on Twitter at @MikeSuskie.

More Reviews by Mike Suskie [+]
Inside (PC) artwork
Inside (PC)

Inside forgoes answering questions that, in Limbo, we were never asking to begin with.
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (PlayStation 4) artwork
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (PlayStation 4)

Still generally a blast to play, and aided, as usual, by Naughty Dog's mastery of the latest technological leaps.
Dark Souls III (PC) artwork
Dark Souls III (PC)

Transparently built as a crowd-pleaser, but it feels like an amalgamation of the series' best attributes.


If you enjoyed this Portal 2 review, you're encouraged to discuss it with the author and with other members of the site's community. If you don't already have an HonestGamers account, you can sign up for one in a snap. Thank you for reading!

board icon
Suskie posted April 25, 2011:

Aw, I wanted to know what he said. But down to business:

Portal has rightfully earn its place in pop culture, and that frees Valve to expand on the franchise in ways they see fit.

Fix plz thx.
board icon
zigfried posted April 25, 2011:

board icon
Masters posted April 26, 2011:

Wonderful review. Hopefully, I'll beat the game this evening after work.
board icon
Suskie posted April 26, 2011:

Thanks to both of you (for different reasons).

You must be signed into an HonestGamers user account to leave feedback on this review.

User Help | Contact | Ethics | Sponsor Guide | Links

eXTReMe Tracker
© 1998-2020 HonestGamers
None of the material contained within this site may be reproduced in any conceivable fashion without permission from the author(s) of said material. This site is not sponsored or endorsed by Nintendo, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, or any other such party. Portal 2 is a registered trademark of its copyright holder. This site makes no claim to Portal 2, its characters, screenshots, artwork, music, or any intellectual property contained within. Opinions expressed on this site do not necessarily represent the opinion of site staff or sponsors. Staff and freelance reviews are typically written based on time spent with a retail review copy or review key for the game that is provided by its publisher.