Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64) review
"A long time ago, in a far away kingdom filled with mushroom hill tops, green pipes, and coins as far as the eye can see, there was a man named Mario. This plumber, sporting a killer mustache, overalls, and a red hat, time and time again saved the Mushroom Kingdom from the diabolical Bowser, a towering turtle that has a huge obsession with kidnapping a princess. Mario had plenty of help during these adventures, but that didn't seem to matter to him, since he was so intent on hogging all the glory..."
Community review by pickhut (July 02, 2010)
I can't wait for gamers, 15 or so years from now, to look back on "retro" gaming and just stare at Drunken Robot Pornograhy's title in utter confusion.
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