Game Boy :: Genesis :: NES :: Sega CD :: SNES :: TurboGrafx-16 :: Complete System Listings

Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy (NES)

Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy review

Game: Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy
Platform: NES
Genre: Action
Developer: SNK
AKA: Great Tank (JP)

Featured reader review by zippdementia

November 20, 2008

This one holds a lot of memories. I remember me and my neighbor used to play this. Of course, Iron Tank is a single player game, and there wasn't any way I was giving up controller rights. Instead, I got creative. You see, while most of the game is spent feeling very lonely (the only other tanks in the game all seem to hate you), there are these little guys you bust out of Nazi jail cells. My friend got the privilege of role playing these fellas. Yes, indeed, it was a glorious role. Every time I rescued one of them, the game would pause, a message screen would pop up, and I would cue my friend to read aloud his catchphrase: "Thank You!" Ah, those golden days of youth. Makes me wonder why we're not friends anymore.

Even putting my nostalgia aside, though, I fail to understand why so many critics have shaken their retrospective heads at this game. Iron Tank is fun, simple, and has real replay value. Also, it's challenging but beatable, which is rare for NES games.

The fun? Well, you're a tank. You blow things up. With a variety of weapons. You'll tackle nuclear submarines, nuclear tanks, nuclear airplanes, and even a couple nuclear houses. Hitler's been busy. Did I mention you're a guy named Snake? While supposedly there's no relation to the box-wearing hero of Kojima's fantasies, I caught a quick glimpse of the character as he jumped into the tank in the opening, and I have to say... even in 8-bit, that looks awfully like a mullet. I can, therefore, only assume that this is the lost piece in the history of Big Boss. The piece where he singlehandedly piloted a tank through Nazi germany. Before he was born. Personally, I think it fits in perfectly with the rest of the Metal Gear plot line.

The simple? It's an NES game, how complicated can it get? Here's where most people seem to have a problem with the game, complaining that the tank is slow and hard to turn. To these naysayers I point out that the game is called Iron Tank, not Iron Gymnist. While sending in an iron gymnist to fight Hitler's forces would have been an amusing (and more flexible!) scenario, we work with what we're given. And we're given plenty. Think Contra, but minus the bad weapons, like the flamethrower (they never do seem to get those right in games... though I hear they aren't all that useful in real life, either).

The replay value? Here's where the game truly shines and marks itself a step above the rest. At a time when linear gameplay was the norm, Iron Tank actually allows for branching paths that take you to drastically different locations and bosses. Maybe drastic is too, er, drastic a word. Let us call them "significantly" different. But still, it's branching paths in 1988! That deserves some credit. It's like playing a Choose Your Own Adventure, only you blow things up at the end of every page. Maybe not as cool as the Lone Wolf gamebook series, but now I'm just being a nerd.

I'm also impressed by the graphics of the game, considering the time it came out. The scenery and enemies are easily identifiable, for one thing, which is more than I can say for quite a few games for that era. And sometimes it steps things up a notch. The nuclear missiles shake the screen and create a lot of white wash noise. They even slow down the game's frame rate! And I can honestly say that I've never been more impressed by a tank's in-game's death animation than in Iron Tank. Your tank shivers and shakes over the kind of noise I'd expect a fly to make when caught in an electric fly swatter. Meanwhile, little dots (sparks, maybe? Body parts?) fly off it in all directions and then, suddenly, POOF! no more tank! Only the resounding roar of your defeat. And some more fly sounds.

Ah, this game is great! If you think I'm joking, I assure you that there isn't sarcasm in this review, just unbridled love. Sometimes the two can be easily confused over the internet. In any case, play Iron Tank. As you play, know that somewhere, I'm spiritually broadcasting a simple message box to your location. Look up, and mouth the words with me: "Thank You!"

Rating: 8/10

More Reviews by zippdementia
	Tomb Raider (PlayStation 3) It’s impressive to see Tomb Raider go from setting up frightening encounters with wolves, to getting your blood pumping right before a shoot out, to giving your...
	Little Nemo: The Dream Master (NES) Presumably you’re not reading this review because you’re getting ready to open a new copy of Little Nemo to play on your brand new NES. I have to figure ...
	Mass Effect Trilogy (PlayStation 3) The heart of Mass Effect is you, the player. Mass Effect is a series that succeeds in its details, rather than its broad strokes, and while the te...

Feedback

If you enjoyed this Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy review, you're encouraged to leave feedback and talk about it with members of the site's community. You don't even need an HonestGamers account to get involved in the discussion. Please remember to keep your comments respectful and on-topic or they may be deleted by a moderator. Thank you for your understanding!

comments powered by Disqus

© 1998-2013 HonestGamers
None of the material contained within this site may be reproduced in any conceivable fashion without permission from the author(s) of said material. This site is not sponsored or endorsed by Nintendo, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, or any other such party. Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy is a registered trademark of its copyright holder. This site makes no claim to Iron Tank: The Invasion of Normandy, its characters, screenshots, artwork, music, or any intellectual property contained within. Opinions expressed on this site do not necessarily represent the opinion of site staff or sponsors.