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Heiankyo Alien 3671 (PC) review

"A challenging passion project that isn't terribly accessible by today's standards."

Thereís bad news and there's worse news. The bad news is that aliens are invading, and the worse news is that all you have are a shovel and some candy with which to defend yourself. Given those circumstances, your only shot at survival is to dig holes for your foes and bury them alive. Then you'll gain a little breathing room, maybe even enough that you can survive another wave. That's the simple premise in Heiankyo Alien 3671, a 1980s arcade game that has been restored and enhanced for a fresh run on PC in 2017.

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Heiankyo Alien 3671 (hereafter abbreviated as HA3671) is a stress-inducing score chaser that remains true to its arcade roots. This translates to minimalistic graphics and chip-style music, as well as the complete absence of a need for the player to master advanced mechanics. Donít be deceived by the simplistic design, though; this is a game with enough depth and challenge to meet the expectations of even the most grizzled of players. In fact, that setup is the primary ďcharm point.Ē If Super Meat Boy is your homeboy, this new revival might be just what you were looking for.

As the game commences, you find yourself directing a six-pixel tall avatar as he runs around a maze of pseudo-randomly arranged boxes. On the pathway between those boxes, youíll dig holes to trap the aforementioned aliens. Then youíll hurriedly fill those holes before your extra-terrestrial victims escape (all on their own, or with help from one of their allies). Youíve no margin for error. One touch is instant death, and even though you have infinite lives at your disposal, you're working against an unforgiving timer. You get just five minutes to crank that score counter as high as you can take it.

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Various available items multiply your score, give you a bonus, or increase the time remaining on the clock. Remember that candy I mentioned? The aliens love it, so if you arrange yourself correctly, youíll get them to fall into your traps on their way to the sweets. This is where the tactics come into play. The manner in which you use your available time--and the level at which you begin play--determine your chances of achieving a truly absurd score. I learned the hard way that easier isn't necessarily better. When I began at level 1, my lilí fella dug so slowly that I could spend an entire minute without ever catching anything. If youíre truly invested in multi-million point scores, youíll want to start at level 10 or 15. That also increases the number of enemies you'll find slithering around the map, which enhances your scoring potential. Level 1 is nearly detrimental to the experience, because you dig entirely too slowly to get much done and there aren't enough potential victims.

If you're after high scores, you'll definitely need to focus. The flashy graphics don't help with that, though. If you play the game in the "3671" style, instead of the original, every character on the screen is followed by a trail of light. Additionally, all screen elements except for the map itself radiate pixels when they are updated. The presentation can result in a screen full of pixels and may contribute to some untimely deaths. Mindware has introduced some user-friendly options that let you tweak the presentation, thankfully, and eventually you'll find yourself growing accustomed to the busy screen. After all, those glowing trails work as excellent movement indicators. The aliens are tricky little sneaks, and you need to constantly be on your guard while coaxing them into your traps.

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Movement is super precise in HA3671. And maybe thatís not a bad thing for players who have better reflexes than I do, but I'm no slouch on that front myself and I still ran into issues. Unless you input a direction on the d-pad at just the right moment, youíll frequently find yourself wondering why your character didnít properly traverse the intended corner. Itís the sort of frame-accurate precision you expect in a fighting game, presented here without all of the graphical detail to serve as a helpful indicator. Once youíre used to how your character moves, though, you shouldn't find yourself getting stuck unless you lose your cool and become frazzled.

The entire port was clearly a passion project for someone, intended to pay tribute to and enhance an obscure arcade title that isn't terribly accessible by today's standards because it's so difficult to master. The game offers no entry point for casual players, though the developer has promised single-player missions will be added after launch. Perhaps those will provide players the opportunity to practice and master techniques in a safe environment before trying to compete on the online leaderboards that are part of the package's appeal. Keyboard and controller inputs are both supported, and you can remap keys as desired, so at least you can fail or succeed on your own terms.

The game's audio also warrants a special mention. Wing☆ is at the helm and does an exemplary job of scoring a short track that keeps the energy up and chases potential irritation away. As the student of the legendary Yuzo Koshiro, and apparently now using his audio engine, Wing☆ has a certain reputation to maintain. The music isnít too chirpy, and each instrument complements the composition. While none-too-memorable, the audio isnít in any way distracting. Thereís something to be said for a musical score that knows its role and doesnít overreach.

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The subtlety and depth of play offered in Heiankyo Alien 3671 are rare in a scene rife with achievement hunters, top-down shooters and (oddly enough) RPGs. The game sets itself apart from the crowd by asking more of the average player than many of its contemporaries. While the experience is totally unforgiving, the developer's dedication to the source material and a few smart improvements make for a well-executed overall package. If a brutal score chaser is what youíre looking for, that is.

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EmP posted October 20, 2017:

Dude, if youíre saying the gameís title enough that you feel you need to abbreviate it, then youíre saying the gameís title too much. This is coming from someoneís whose current review is Marvelís Guardians of the Galaxy: Episode Four: Who Needs you? You, too, can get around awkward repetitive word placement. In fact, you do! In the rest of your review, you say the game title twice, once unabbreviated, making the entire thing pointless!

Thereís a few bits of overkill, like how keys can be rebinded, which seems pretty universal and, though I appreciate the music paragraph as it goes into and justifies the depth it goes into, itís awkwardly levered in there. Good review overall; nice way to start your freelance efforts!
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hastypixels posted October 20, 2017:

Thanks EmP, these are things I'm learning as I polish my technique. HA3671 (heh) was a different experience to review and I felt more tension about the whole process. Restating the whole title at the end shows that.

I guess you're saying, once you set a rule, stick to it?

Jason's a good guide, and I'm learning a lot from him. I would like to be able to write comfortably - and competently - so that I can just write and post reviews whenever. I've got a ways to go, but I'm working on it!

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