Supreme League of Patriots - Issue 1: A Patriot Is Born is an origins story, because of course it bloody is. Writers can’t seem to do anything these days without wedging an origins story in there somewhere and milking it for all it's worth. But I suppose if you’re going to kick off a three-part episodic trilogy satirising comic book heroes, it makes some sense to start at the beginning. It’s not like they've taken a much-beloved novel and padded it out into three films subtly aimed at increasing New Zealand’s tourist trade. It’s not like they've gone three films into an adored comic book series, horribly botched the last one and then panic-commissioned a series of origin tales to try and retcon the entire sorry undertaking. I feel like I’m getting off track. Let me try this intro again.
Supreme League of Patriots - Issue 1: A Patriot Is Born is the tale of how The Purple Patriot came to be, and is impressively free of knee-jerk knob gags. The story centres on the sorry pair of Kyle and Mel and their weird collection of contradictions. Much of the opening chapter is devoted to telling you that they’re both worthless layabouts, unwilling to work, refusing to pay taxes and yet constantly complaining about how the government wastes the people’s money. Then it introduces you to their workplaces, where Mel runs a department of the local police precinct and Kyle serves as janitor. Kyle’s a slow, overweight loser because that’s what the current in-thing stereotype for Americans is -- and, likewise, Mel hits all the modern tropes for being British. He’s cynical and snarky and completely unable to pass up even the smallest opportunity to mock someone. I’m not sure when this became the new pigeonhole for us fine British citizens, but it’s about time you colonists recognised our barely concealed contempt of everyone.
Staff review by Gary Hartley (January 29, 2015)
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