***NOTE: This was originally a forum post, but I figured that it would get more exposure as a blog post.***

It has come to my attention that several users of the HG community have been inactive for a while. Though they're probably on vacation in the Bahamas or wherever, or maybe just doing something better with their time, they've apparently been doing whatever for a while now. For this reason, I have issued a Chartreuse Alert for several HG users. If you have seen any of the users mentioned, or wish to contribute to this effort, reply to this blog post.

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User: iamtheprodigy
Last Blog Post: December 06, 2007 (07:44 PM)
What Might Have Happened?: Prodigy's last message to HG was, and I quote, "Eww school." Putting two and two together, I conclude that this "school" may actually be a medication-testing facility. He was obviously trying to send us a message, but had to type it in code so as to avoid being found. And what of the "eww" part? If my theory about the medication-testing facility is correct, his immune system may have been reacting negatively to a drug in his system. In fact, he could be mutating into something rather like the angry, bald-man zombies in I Am Legend even as we speak! CAUTION IS ADVISED.

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User: lasthero
Last Blog Post: December 25, 2007 (04:16 PM)
Note: OK, maybe his Christmas post is a little recent, but I'm putting him up here only because he, um, had been absent for over a year, maybe.
What Might Have Happened?: Lasty's last post encouraged the readers to go see Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. Hmm... maybe he got eaten by one of them! Or... shudder... maybe he's the guy in the Predator suit! Now that would be creepy. On a side note, he mentioned in his previous post that he hated Christmas, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe Santa Claus paid Rudolph to go knock off our comics-obsessed friend Lasthero. CAUTION IS ADVISED.

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User: dragoon_of_infinity
Last (and First) Blog Post: November 29, 2007 (10:44 PM)
What Might Have Happened?: At last count, Drag’s posted approximately one post. In this one, he detailed the controversy surrounding Jeff Gerstmann’s Twilight Princess review (Gerstmann gave it an 8.8/10 and he got fired). Maybe the TP fanboys swarmed his house and all simultaneously hit him with their Wiimotes. You never know. Still, CAUTION IS ADVISED.

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User: beverage
Last Blog Post: September 27, 2007 (06:55 PM)
What Might Have Happened?: After an absence, Beverage returned from wherever to tell us about his new review. I really don’t have any conspiracy theories on this one. Even so, CAUTION IS-- ah, forget it.

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These are just four HG people who have shown major inactivity. With your help, we can find all these people and clear up the mystery. Again, if you want to add anybody to the Chartreuse Alert list, please reply to this post, stating their username, the exact date of their last blog post, and any theories as to what might’ve happened. Also, don’t be a hero, OK, people? I don’t want any of you guys to show up on this list.

Good-bye.

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	Felix_Arabia - January 28, 2008 (02:40 PM) Why am I not on this list?
	wayne_steed - January 28, 2008 (02:44 PM) Uhh... because you've actually done several posts in the last few months (days, even)? EDIT: OMG, that was a fast reply. Two minutes!
	Felix_Arabia - January 28, 2008 (03:25 PM) Good timing on my part then. I was just vacationing in the Bahamas.
	honestgamer - January 28, 2008 (03:47 PM) dragoon_of_infinity contributes reviews fairly regularly. He's never been a prolific poster on the forums or blogs.
	Felix_Arabia - January 28, 2008 (04:47 PM) Wayne, I want more reviews from you. Click here, please.
	pup - January 28, 2008 (05:51 PM) I miss True, Cheekylee, and Carcinogen_Crush.
	wayne_steed - February 02, 2008 (07:28 AM) Yeah, what did happen to ol' Carce, anyway? Wayne, I want more reviews from you. Well, I'm not exactly a newbie (I've been here for about a year), but I get the idea. I do need to post more reviews. Hmmm... does Sonic Adventure 2 sound good to you?