Today, I present the lyrics to a silly little ditty by Steve Martin, entitled "Be Courteous." This is the abriged version, since I learned this song by word of mouth, and the person in question knew it differently than the way the lyrics actually were. So here is the abriged version of Steve Martin's "Be Courteous." YAY! The lyrics are a little mixed up, but the master who teaches incorrectly passes his faults onto the student, so my bad.
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Be courteous, kind, and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.

Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Be dull and boring and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don't know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike...

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Be bipedal and eat hard-boiled eggs!!!
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Yay! No. LOL.

--wayne_steed signed off.--

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	aschultz - August 01, 2007 (10:42 AM) Um, um, ooh, "King Tut" by--uh some comedian guy. Never heard that song you posted before. I like the lyrics. I want to go hear it with the tune now.
	wayne_steed - August 03, 2007 (04:40 PM) Have you ever heard of Steven Wright? Now, HE's funny! Here are a few of his famous quotes: "It's a small world... but I wouldn't wanna paint it." "You can't have everything; where would you put it?" "I once went to a drive-in theater in a cab. The movie cost me ninety-five dollars." "If you're in a car going at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights, does anything happen?" If you love his humor, search for his album "I Have a Pony" on your local search engine or metacrawler. Enjoy!