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G.I. Joe review (NES)Reviewed on May 25, 2013Even if you aren’t interested in the license, this is a thoroughly entertaining action game that I would recommend you experience. |
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Godzilla: Kaijuu Daikessen review (SNES)Reviewed on May 24, 2013Four out of five panicked pedestrians approve... |
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Door Door review (NES)Reviewed on May 24, 2013The mysterious little puzzle game that is secretly the reason Dragon Quest exists. |
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Kabuki: Quantum Fighter review (NES)Reviewed on May 21, 2013Scott finds himself in the body of a kabuki performer that attacks with his hair. Why? It was 1990. Why not? |
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Casino Kid review (NES)Reviewed on May 20, 2013Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play a poker or blackjack game that feels a lot like a JRPG in the vein of Dragon Quest or Final Fantasy? If so, you're in luck because Sofel provides exactly that in its overlooked NES classic, Casino Kid. |
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Pooyan review (NES)Reviewed on May 19, 2013Pooyan is one of those games that only ends when you die, which means, whatever you do, your children will be devoured by wolves. Grim! |
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10-Yard Fight review (NES)Reviewed on May 19, 201310-Yard Fight's primitive presentation and mechanics are more detrimental to the game than favorable. |
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Kick Master review (NES)Reviewed on May 17, 2013With a name like Kick Master, you pretty much know exactly what you’re going to get. |
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Blades of Steel review (NES)Reviewed on May 17, 2013Grab a couple controllers, a couple of drinks, and a couple of good buds and spend an evening working on that slapshot. You won’t regret it. |
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Comix Zone review (GEN)Reviewed on May 17, 2013Comix Zone, a three-issue miniseries that sadly never became an ongoing title. |
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Lemmings review (NES)Reviewed on May 17, 2013There are only so many times you can listen to the Can-Can while your precious lemmings are murdered. |
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Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move review (3DS)Reviewed on May 13, 2013Yet another 3DS eShop puzzler that comes out of nowhere and is tons of fun. |
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Metro: Last Light review (PC)Reviewed on May 13, 2013With every journey to the surface, the Moscow skyline is presented as something awe-inspiring yet imposing, and yet it is only ever seen through the cracked visor of a gas mask – a visor that you must frequently, manually wipe clean of dirt and blood. Should you get too absorbed, the clock on your filter quite literally reminds you that your time spent up here is limited – that for as dank and gloomy as Moscow's subway system is, that's where humanity belongs now. |
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Astro Robo Sasa review (NES)Reviewed on May 12, 2013Flying with weapon recoil is an interesting idea that has now been used and never needs to be revisited. Thanks, Astro Robo Sasa. |
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Commando review (NES)Reviewed on May 11, 2013What sets Commando apart from its contemporaries is the sheer intensity of the action |
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Vay review (SCD)Reviewed on May 11, 2013And then, right in the middle of all of that are light-hearted elements such as a horribly flatulent fairy who propels you across an ocean with her gas, a random encounter bull-man called "Retardotaur" and random townspeople who break the fourth wall to remind you that you're playing a video game. Wacky stuff like this works in a game like EarthBound, because most of that game has a somewhat whimsical outlook on things. With Vay, it's just distracting nonsense, like if Hamlet took a pie to the face while staring at Ophelia's body. |
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Mappy review (NES)Reviewed on May 11, 2013So hey, how's that Mappy Championship Edition game coming along, Namco? ... Namco...? |
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Zeno Clash II review (PC)Reviewed on May 07, 2013It's bigger, badder, and WTFier, but it still needs some fine-tuning. |
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Deadly Premonition: The Director's Cut review (PS3)Reviewed on May 07, 2013When local woman Anna Graham is found strung up to a tree and completely gutted, FBI agent Francis York Morgan (York, for short) is called to the little mountain hamlet of Greenvale to investigate. Greenvale is no ordinary town, which is perfect for York since he’s no ordinary federal agent. |
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Labyrinth X review (X360)Reviewed on May 04, 2013Trial and error so tedious, it even takes the gleam off barely-covered anime tits. |
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