Reviews by heroofthewinds

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas review

How many of you out there enjoy a good kill’n? I know I do. In my spare time, I like to run people over, steal fighters from military bases to wreak havoc, and go hooker beat’n. Of course, if I really did this stuff I’d probably be…

heroofthewinds · May 4, 2005

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers review

As you sit there waiting for your new Two Towers game to begin, you begin to watch the opening FMV sequence. The first few words out of your mouth are “Ooh, Pretty…” in your most Homer Simpson esque voice possible. Then, to your surprise…

heroofthewinds · September 23, 2004

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SoulCalibur II review

Do you like big swords? How about oversized muscle men in suspenders? If you answered yes to either questions, you’ll love Namco’s latest double edged serving of Soul Calibur II. Yum…giant steak knives… All right, for all ten of you out…

heroofthewinds · September 5, 2004

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Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec review

You’re driving down the pavement, buzzing past every single car ahead. With your level 4 turbo kit, you’re the meanest machine on the track. Then, you approach a curve, and you slam on the brakes, struggling to stay on the road. Instead of…

heroofthewinds · August 19, 2004

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Cabela's Dangerous Hunts review

How many of you out there have flipped around and checked out the outdoor channel, and saw some guy in a tree, whispering, ''Well ain’t she beauty, that’s a trophy'', or something similar? The NRA and every tree hugging animal lover have…

heroofthewinds · August 10, 2004

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Need for Speed: Underground review

The Need For Speed series has always been about exotic cars on sunny, scenic roads. However, straying far from the beaten path, this installment takes you to the cold, underground world of street racing. You start out as a rookie driver…

heroofthewinds · July 23, 2004

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Yu-Gi-Oh!: Forbidden Memoires review

The Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise has been growing quite a bit, trying to become the next Pokemon in terms of popularity. The Yu-Gi-Oh! games have always been a mixed bag; some are pretty good, and some really, really suck. This game, in particular…

heroofthewinds · July 12, 2004

Reader GameCube

Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II review

MMORPG's seem to be on the rise, except on the Gamecube. However, fear not, for there is one game that IS online. Whether or not it is worth your hard earned(or begged)cash, remains to be seen. At thirty bucks a pop for an online adapter…

heroofthewinds · July 9, 2004

Reader PlayStation 2

Shinobi review

The Shinobi has series has been around for quite awhile, beginning as a simple arcade game. Since then, it has expanded and is now on the PS2. The game begins with a climatic and sad battle. The main character, Hotsuma, is forced to battle…

heroofthewinds · July 2, 2004

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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City review

Have you ever gotten the urge to run over the old lady that decides to cross in front of you? How about beating up that wierd looking guy and stealing his money? Well, with the next installment of the Grand Theft Auto series, you can. You…

heroofthewinds · June 18, 2004