Reviews by falsehead
75 reviews · showing 1–20
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Reader PlayStation 2
American Idol review
What's that awful noise? A horrendous, mangled shrieking. A wailing and groaning punctuated by explosions of mocking laughter. Is some horrible torture taking place? No, unfortunately that's the sound of me playing the Pop Idol game very…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation 2
Herdy Gerdy review
Every now and then a game comes along that is so original that it defies easy categorisation. Herdy Gerdy, developed by Tomb Raider creators Core Design, is one such game. You have to make controlled jumps like a platform game; likewise…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Pocket Fighter review
WARNING: This game is completely barking mad! If you have no sense of humour, then DON'T play this game. If you like abit of light-hearted Japanese lunacy in your gaming then read on.... This is a fast-paced Capcom 2-D beat'em up. A…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Dragon Tales: Dragon Seek review
Dragon Tales - Dragon Seek is part of an evil plot by the powers that be to distort the fragile minds of children and turn them against videogames for good. You see Dragon Tales is a game aimed at very young kids, a cutesy, wutesy hide and…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Broken Sword: Shadow of the Templars review
Broken Sword for the PlayStation is a terrible game. It contains all the faults of the PC version with plenty more added due to it being such a terrible conversion. This was one of the first games to come out on the PlayStation and it is…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader Sega Master System
Disney's Aladdin review
I have to confess something. Disney films have always left me cold. While I can appreciate the stunning technical achievements and superbly crafted storylines, the actual end products have never really appealed to me even as a youngster. I…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Wu-Tang: Shaolin Style review
First thing I want to clear up is that this game goes by aother name in the United Kingdom, over here it is known as Wu Tang: Taste the Pain. Just wanted to make that clear OK! Now, the first four player beat 'em up on the Playstation…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Worms review
Ah worms, where to begin talking about a game so close to my heart? This simple, some might say primitive game that still exerts such a pull on gamers supposedly more into the million polygon delights of games like Shenmue, or long…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Warpath: Jurassic Park review
After playing the dismal beat 'em up, Primal Rage I swore that no good fighting game could be created with dinosaurs in. Well on reflection, I was kind of right and kind of wrong. Jurassic Park Warpath is in no way a great beat 'em up in…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Tekken 3 review
Tekken 3 is in my opinion the greatest fighting game ever on any system including its PS2 sequel and the migty Soul Calibur, yes I love it that much! Why? Realistic fighters, great plot, recognisable martial arts systems being used…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Tekken review
A score of ten out of ten for what is now a rather creaky old playstation game may seem a bit over the top. But I have decided to review this as a classic game. I think that in the fast moving world of videogames, Tekken, which came out in…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
T'ai Fu: Wrath of the Tiger review
T’ai Fu: Wrath of the Tiger is a game that pleasantly surprised me when I finally got around to playing it. Released in 1999 by Activision and developed by DreamWorks Studios, this hybrid beat ‘em up/platformer passed me by at the time. I…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Looney Tunes Sheep Raider review
Sheep, Dog and Wolf is a brilliant mixture of cartoon sneak 'em up and puzzle game. It is based on the old Warner Bros/Looney Tunes cartoon series of the same name and sees you take the role of one Ralph. E. Wolf, (cousin of Wile. E…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
RC Stunt Copter review
Remote control things are cool. Remote control cars are the best toys in the world and so are remote planes and boats and trains. It is baffling then to consider that the majority of ''hobbyists'' who indulge in the serious pursuit of all…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Rampage 2: Universal Tour review
Rampage World Tour, by anyone’s standards a pretty crummy game. Poor graphics, terrible sound, amazing one button gameplay, repetitive, monotonous and rendered totally unchallenging buy the inclusion of infinite continues. Yet I have an…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Populous: The Beginning review
Videogames can be great for your mental health sometimes. Imagine a bad day. You have to put up with hassle from The Man at work or at school. You come home to a mountain of bills or piles of homework, your partner or your mom nagging the…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
PaRappa the Rapper review
Parappa the Rapper is a much-misunderstood game. On the surface it seems to be a simple and short-lived music game. You take control of a young teenaged dog called Parappa. The cartoon like graphics are a very effective mix of 3D backdrops…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
One Piece Mansion review
When lots of people live in the same house or block of flats, you can bet that there is always going to be some friction. Take my humble abode for example. I live in an old house split into eight flats. Above me there is an alcoholic…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Gran Turismo review
I know nothing about cars. I can’t even drive in real life. Well that’s not entirely true, I can ride motorbikes, but an accident involving me, a motorbike, a giant wheelie and the bonnet of blue Volvo put an end to my biking more or less…
falsehead · March 8, 2004
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Reader PlayStation
Front Mission 3 review
One day the military-industrial complexes of the USA, Europe, the Middle East and the Far East are going to stop wasting money on dumb ''son of Star Wars'' missile defence shields, better nuclear weapons and spy planes that get lost all…
falsehead · March 8, 2004




















