Reviews by K T
33 reviews · showing 21–33
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Reader Sega CD Review of the Week HG exclusive
Snatcher review
ACT I “This was a pretty rough first assignment, Gillian.” So says JUNKER chief Benson Cunningham to Snatcher protagonist agent Gillian Seed in what will prove to have been an outlandish understatement, considering what that first…
dogma · March 4, 2005
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Reader Genesis HG exclusive
Comix Zone review
Traditionally, the side-scrolling beat-‘em-up takes place in the filthy metropolises where transgression prevails. Youthful but careless boyfriends team up with musclebound mayors in efforts to retrieve kidnapped girlfriends and to send…
dogma · January 10, 2005
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Reader PlayStation HG exclusive
Parasite Eve review
It's the night before Christmas, and the visage of the Statue of Liberty is solemn. A panning camera slides briefly across the New York cityscape, but pauses to contemplate this peculiarity. A sparse snow is falling, and Liberty's lips are…
dogma · January 8, 2005
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Reader Arcade
Ninja Baseball Bat Man review
You know you’re playing a beat-‘em-up if your brutish, hulking warrior, hellbent on vengeance, finds his only respite from his henchmen-bloodying efforts in the form of consuming a hamburger he found in a dumpster. You know you’re playing…
dogma · November 24, 2004
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Reader Arcade
Metal Slug 2 review
For a lesson in genuine gaming rapture, see Metal Slug 2 -- the follow-up to the phenomenal Metal Slug, a marriage of gruesome warfare and peculiar, cartoon-like attitude and atmosphere. It was an ideal example of competent, silly…
dogma · October 25, 2004
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Reader Arcade
DoDonPachi review
Take your average vertical shooter with its overused spaceships with their pellet-shooters. Now bring it to life. Add a giant frickin piss laser and the result is DoDonPachi (translated roughly to “The DonPachi,” or “The asskicker”), an…
dogma · March 19, 2004
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Reader PC Review of the Week
Sim Golf review
Spare me the responsibility of running an entire community that struggles with basic city troubles like dangerous crime, disgusting pollution, nuclear meltdowns and giant radioactive man-eating beasts crawling up the skyscrapers -- I'd…
dogma · February 13, 2004
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Reader Game Boy Advance
WarioWare, Inc: Mega Microgame$! review
I see a game like Wario Ware Inc: Mega Microgames being played from the passenger seat by a gamer tired of looking out the window on a drab car ride. I recommend that this gamer enjoy it as a distraction from that drab car ride, and…
dogma · January 31, 2004
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Reader NES
The Adventures of Bayou Billy review
Admittedly, The Adventures of Bayou Billy is usually unsatisfactory, uninviting, and outrageous. The storyline is pure putrid poppycock! From the outset, the game seems a bit hopeless; what was Konami thinking? Does this title have a…
dogma · January 18, 2004
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Reader Xbox
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball review
Make no mistake: this is not a traditional experience. There is no alien race to shoot down in your airship before they invade the earth and exterminate humanity. There is no noble hero, taking up a sword to battle through an evil empire…
dogma · January 18, 2004
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Reader PlayStation 2
Hot Shots Golf 3 review
There's little to dislike about Hot Shots Golf 3, a simulation if not a bit too cartoony, a childlike representation of the sport if not a bit too realistic and unforgiving in the early going. It will likely find appeal with all audiences…
dogma · January 17, 2004
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Reader Arcade
Violent Storm review
Admittedly, there are many games that I would slap under the heading of “Final Fight clone.” There are two reasons that FF is the achievement by which all other side-scrolling beat-em-‘ups are measured: its astounding quality (at least in…
dogma · January 10, 2004
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Reader Xbox Review of the Week
Kung Fu Chaos review
I could sit here all day and blow sunshine up your butt, telling you that Kung Fu Chaos doesn’t take stereotypical jabs at those memorable 1970s-era cheesy martial arts films with horrid English translation and disturbing “special…
dogma · December 30, 2003
