Reviews by dementedhut, page 24

Gears of War 2 review

Gears of War 2 shouldn't even be considered a sequel, because it really doesn't feel like one. What you're getting here actually feels more like an expansion pack. Upon immediately diving into the title's campaign mode, you'll feel right…

dementedhut · November 16, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 review

Did it actually happen? That incident after midnight with my Xbox 360? No, it had to be a dream... *looks at bookshelf* *takes out the game case* So, it wasn't a dream. I actually played Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. Wait, it's sadly all coming…

dementedhut · November 6, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Guilty Gear 2: Overture review

Though I've played some of the games in the past, I wouldn't call myself a fan of the Guilty Gear series. I don't hate the series, I just never had the opportunity to really dive into it. However, I do acknowledge it has a unique and…

dementedhut · November 2, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Exit review

Upon first glance of EXIT, you'll probably assume that it's just an average, two-dimensional platform title taking place mostly inside normal buildings. And you'd be half right. EXIT puts you in control of a man called Mr. ESC, an escape…

dementedhut · October 14, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Mega Man 9 review

"Be careful out there! You haven't done this in awhile!"

dementedhut · October 4, 2008

Reader Arcade

Robo Army review

In Robo Army's quest to add some variety to the robots you'll be beating up, it ends up creating pretty funny designs. As you guide your half man, half machine avatar (or all machine, if you're the second player) through a crippling city…

dementedhut · September 26, 2008

Reader Arcade

Battle Circuit review

Capcom has made a lot of beat'em ups during the late 80s and most of the 90s, some of which were street brawlers that involved mayors and ninjas, knights and magicians that fought inside dungeons that possibly included dragons, and a game…

dementedhut · September 17, 2008

Reader Genesis

Sonic 3D Blast review

You know what was Sonic 3D Blast's problem? It wasn't that it strayed from the side-scrolling, platforming angle in favor of an isometric viewpoint. Its problem is that it doesn't have a save feature. For an action game, it's pretty long…

dementedhut · September 10, 2008

Reader PlayStation

Tail of the Sun review

Tail of the Sun is something I've heard about ever since it was released, but never had the chance to play. However, every time I've read up on it in some magazine, the person seemed to have a hard time explaining how the game works. They…

dementedhut · September 4, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Galaga Legions review

Galaga Legions has got to be one of the most handicapped shoot-em-ups I have ever played. Right from the very start, after your ship launches into space, the game will actually alert you to where every single formation will appear from…

dementedhut · August 25, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3 review

The Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix Beta (will there ever be a day when they stop adding words to this title?) is included in Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3. I didn't purchase it for that. I actually could care less about…

dementedhut · August 14, 2008

Reader PlayStation 2 Review of the Week

Contra: Shattered Soldier review

After the disaster that was C: The Contra Adventure (fun fact: it was my first PlayStation game), the Contra series was pretty much dead at that point in time. I didn't believe that, if a new game did come out after, it would be like the…

dementedhut · August 6, 2008

Reader Genesis

Divine Sealing review

Sometimes, when I get a boner, I thrust my hands down into my pants to make it go away.

dementedhut · July 23, 2008

Reader PlayStation

Die Hard Trilogy review

Hey, remember that part in Die Hard when John McClane killed 25 terrorists in the parking garage with a machine-gun and grenades? And what about that moment in Die Harder when you see him completely destroy the airport terminal with just…

dementedhut · June 29, 2008

Reader PlayStation

Bushido Blade 2 review

In this fighting game from Square(!?), you'll go from one area to another, defeating opponents with one of a few weapons you can pick from. Now, from the sound of that description alone, this sounds like a typical 3D fighting game, like…

dementedhut · June 22, 2008

Reader Xbox Review of the Week

Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance review

One square section, about as long as a public restroom... that's just how big the first virtual mission is. And with your avatar, an oddly-dressed, white-haired "man", at your disposal, what is it that you'll do in this mission? You have…

dementedhut · June 10, 2008

Reader NES

Trog review

Trog!, in a nutshell, is a Pac-Man clone with a bit of Bubble Bobble added to the mix. You take control of a dinosaur named Bloop (and Spike, if you're playing two players) and on each island, you'll have to steal all of the one-eyed…

dementedhut · May 27, 2008

Reader NES

G.I. Joe review

G.I. Joe. No, not the upcoming movie, nor the original toy line. You know exactly what I mean when I bring up the name. That's right, I'm talking about the 80s line, A Real American Hero. It had a Marvel comic, the cartoon series, the…

dementedhut · May 16, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Condemned 2: Bloodshot review

To put it bluntly, Ethan Thomas is crap. After the events of the first game, Condemned: Criminal Origins, he left the Serial Crimes Unit, became a drunk, and hangs around the homeless. Some irony, considering he was beating the crap out of…

dementedhut · April 17, 2008

Reader Xbox 360

Pac-Man: Championship Edition review

I could never get into the original Pac-Man. Every single time I tried to play that game, I would just become bored after the first two or three stages. Recently, I downloaded the demo version from Live Arcade, just to see if I still felt…

dementedhut · April 4, 2008