Reviews by carcinogen_crush
14 reviews
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Reader PlayStation HG exclusive
Fear Effect review
Barring how incredibly easy each of its three difficulties are Fear Effect stands in the center of an awestruck crowd. Code Kronos’ masterwork shamelessly shows off a smirk. By combining the spirit of PC point-n-click adventures of yore…
carcinogen_crush · November 19, 2007
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Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
Project Sylpheed: Arc of Deception review
Project Sylpheed's case lists several things that essentially make the game what it is, but it’s far too modest. Not only is the story here far better than most Sci-Fi original series, but the abilities of your ship’s weapon system go…
carcinogen_crush · August 22, 2007
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Staff Xbox 360 HG exclusive
Transformers: The Game review
Rearranged and mutated, much of the epic feel of the film has thus been lost in translation and Transformers is left to stand solely on its playability and graphical achievement.
Donovan Chee · July 24, 2007
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Reader GameCube HG exclusive
Super Smash Bros. Melee review
I thought I'd begin by mentioning that I really ripped into two player competitive matches with my best friend's Autistic brother. Through this, I came to see this game for what it really is. One of my other friends, is truly fanatical…
carcinogen_crush · July 20, 2007
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Reader PlayStation 2 HG exclusive
Final Fantasy XII review
Progression is a simple concept, I thought. You give me money for every hour of work I put into your company and eventually, there may come a day when you decide to give me more money. . . for whatever reason. When SquareEnix is your boss…
carcinogen_crush · July 16, 2007
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Reader Xbox HG exclusive
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne review
Currently, on Max Payne. . . A man who once looked constipated with blind rage has since been run down. As the story goes, he left the DEA and returned to where it all began, his place in the NYPD. He was a star detective at one time, but…
carcinogen_crush · July 16, 2007
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Reader PlayStation 2 HG exclusive
Romancing SaGa review
Snow capped summits and frozen glaciers in the winter-land of Valhalland. Sand that burns so hot under the sun that it threatens to eat through your boots, in the confusion of storms that are the Kaklim Desert. Kick back a drink with the…
carcinogen_crush · July 13, 2007
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Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
The Darkness review
Going past the main menu and into the first chapter of The Darkness, I had little idea what would be in store for me as the purchase came on a whim. It's going to sound a little peculiar, but The Darkness unfolds its pages to you with an…
carcinogen_crush · July 11, 2007
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Reader PlayStation 2 HG exclusive
Shadow Hearts review
There are certain people I know that scan the Internet and store shelves in hopes of finding a hip kind of game. An. . . artistic, oddball, maybe incredibly unique kind of game - who also snatch up anything that they've heard was…
carcinogen_crush · July 6, 2007
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Reader Xbox HG exclusive
Phantom Dust review
Imagine my surprise. I walked through the door of a random neighborhood game seller, nodded my brow to the register biscuits, looked around, and instead of finding the usual titles that fail to rub me the right way, I found. . . Phantom…
carcinogen_crush · May 8, 2007
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Reader Genesis HG exclusive
Flashback: The Quest For Identity review
Conrad Hart? Laugh, go ahead. But I swear to the Pope, that this man is the cyber successor to David Belle or maybe Sebastien Foucan, moreso than any frilly Arabian prince. Not only that, but the areas that you’ll Parkour the living hell…
carcinogen_crush · April 27, 2007
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Reader PlayStation 2 HG exclusive
Final Fantasy X review
Being even eight years old, you have to have seen these sort of guises in one type of media or another: The unquestionably pious big brother; a girl turned callous by love and war; wise and strong, the guiding spirit of an old warrior…
carcinogen_crush · April 20, 2007
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Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
Bullet Witch review
NES classic, Contra. You ran from left to right, as either Blue Man or Red Man, dependant on whether you played with a friend or played with yourself, and shot guys who ran towards you. Sometimes, sometimes, the enemies would come at your…
carcinogen_crush · April 8, 2007
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Reader Xbox 360 HG exclusive
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion review
You vain piece of scum! Really think your pretty face matters while you’re standing behind bars, all up in shackles? Ha! Well enjoy your meager trace of freedom while it lasts, at any rate; which the Dark Elf man across the hall tells you…
carcinogen_crush · April 6, 2007
