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God Hand review (PS2)Reviewed on November 09, 2006When God Hand’s not funny, it’s thrilling. When it’s not thrilling, it’s funny. And sometimes it manages both at once. |
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Kirby: Canvas Curse review (DS)Reviewed on November 09, 2006Now, if you break down the key components of the DS, it's fair to say that Nintendo's gimmick-machine is either going to use its features either just for the hell of it or to use its tools do to what it was supposed to. Nintendo's current policy is to transform the standard way of playing games by introducing innovative tools and methods to games, which would've been extremely unnatural a few years ago. The release of this console and the forthcoming Revolution (I can't say Wii because I know I'... |
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God Hand review (PS2)Reviewed on November 08, 2006Once upon a time, Satan and his minions arrived on Earth and attempted to annihilate humanity. Using his supernatural abilities and unimaginably sadistic tendencies, the dark lord had almost all of mankind wiped out. But as everyone on the planet cowered and let themselves be subjugated into this new Hell on Earth, a lone man stepped forward. He didn’t have any friends, family, or even a name. What he did have, however, was the ability to kick a serious amount of demonic ass. This hero was armed... |
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Conflict: Desert Storm II - Back to Baghdad review (PS2)Reviewed on November 08, 2006Shoot them in the leg and watch the blood well up in the affected joint and a supporting hand cover the wound; chuck a grenade at them and watch as they panic and flee; waste a flare gun round on one, and watch him flail about on fire before smouldering into an ashen heap at your feet. You could almost feel sorry for them. |
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Mateki Densetsu Astralius review (TGCD)Reviewed on November 07, 2006Mateki Densetsu Astralius is a promising game, and that promise almost pulled it from the slimy, slippery tar pits populated by other PC Engine fossils. But sometimes promise isn't enough. |
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Ossu! Tatakae! Ouendan! review (DS)Reviewed on November 07, 2006I have a love/hate relationship with rhythm games. |
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Death Jr. II: Root of Evil review (PSP)Reviewed on November 06, 2006This is not a shocking new step for the platformer, but what makes Death Jr. II fun is its light-hearted, irreverent approach. We’re not dealing with another “hip” animal mascot -- we’re dealing with the Grim Reaper’s son! |
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Sonic Mega Collection Plus review (XBX)Reviewed on November 05, 2006I bought this because I'm too lazy to take out my Genesis and hook it up. Felt like you needed to know that. |
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Marvel: Ultimate Alliance review (PS2)Reviewed on November 03, 2006Like its big brother X-Men Legends, Ultimate Alliance wastes no time; there’s no cities to traverse, no prologue to wade through, no sappy love story to stomach. Things start off blazing and they stay that way right up until the final battle. |
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Rengoku II: The Stairway to H.E.A.V.E.N. review (PSP)Reviewed on November 02, 2006The premise behind Rengoku 2 is exactly the same as the original. It's a pointless game where a customizable robot fights arena battles against other robots until it reaches the top of a not-so-massive tower, thus ending the game. |
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Super Mario Land review (GB)Reviewed on November 02, 2006Take Super Mario Bros. Cut the game's 32 levels down to 12. Make two of those levels auto-scrolling shoot-'em-ups. Add in unique (but unremarkable) boss battles at the end of each world. Finally, make the whole game black-and-pea-soup-green. There's Super Mario Land. |
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Bully review (PS2)Reviewed on November 01, 2006It's not odd for weaker individuals to be singled out by stronger individuals, made the butt of every joke, ostracized and degraded just because they're good in school or they know how to play chess or they know what ‘dilettante’ means. It's not odd for teachers to turn a blind eye on the torment, just because the tormenter happens to own a Varsity jacket. Money and lies, cliques and discrimination, scandals and extortion; school is a bitch and then you graduate. Jimmy Hopkins would agree. |
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Night Trap review (SCD)Reviewed on October 31, 2006This game was once singled out as representing everything wrong with the entire industry. That’s hard to do! |
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Waxworks review (PC)Reviewed on October 31, 2006Waxworks is a 1st person, real-time dungeon crawl that’s sure to provides hours of wholesome entertainment for the whole family – that is, if you’re the Addams Family. |
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Night Trap review (PC)Reviewed on October 31, 2006The last and best release of Night Trap, unfortunately the PC version is also the most scarce; most people aren’t even aware that it exists! But while you’d really have to be a fan of the original’s campy humor and ridiculous acting to bother tracking it down, those who do so are going to be treated to a significant upgrade of this timeless Sega CD “classic.” |
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Brides of Dracula review (AMIGA)Reviewed on October 31, 2006Whether he’s being portrayed by Sir Christopher Lee or George Hamilton, one simple fact remains the same: Count Dracula is history’s greatest pimp. |
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.hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth review (PS2)Reviewed on October 30, 2006Everything’s happening real-time (except when you access menus for healing items), so you can set up brutal combo attacks and then follow through with special moves that add significantly to the damage you inflict. Another benefit is that sometimes, colored bands of light will briefly circle around your impending victims. That’s your cue to use a special move, which will add to the experience points you and your friends gain once the confrontation has come to its bloody conclusion. |
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Phantom Fighter review (NES)Reviewed on October 28, 2006In this game you assume the role of an aged kung-fu master who channels his years of ancient wisdom so that he can kick vampires in the nads. |
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The King of Fighters 2006 review (PS2)Reviewed on October 28, 2006As the sun rises over the slums of Southtown, Alba and Soiree Meira prepare for battle. It’s been a while since the brothers wrested control of the city’s underworld away from Duke, a demonic thug and former crime lord. Despite the drastic regime change, old habits die hard. To keep up the tradition of Southtown’s brutal and bloody history, the dynamic duo has let the yearly King of Fighters tournament begin anew. Fighters from all over have come to kick some ass, including seasoned veterans lik... |
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Harvest Moon DS review (DS)Reviewed on October 28, 2006For those who have toiled along the sun-parched fields of Harvest Moon over the years, one thing has been made evidently clear: repetition is fun. |
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