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Zero Wing review (GEN)Reviewed on March 18, 2012Instead, let’s all listen to people who have never played the game quote the ‘hilarious’ intro until the urge to club them with a half brick becomes too strong. |
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Rez HD review (X360)Reviewed on March 18, 2012I don’t think it’s great art, but it is brilliant escapism. |
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Ys II review (NES)Reviewed on March 16, 2012Most of the time, it only takes a couple of levels to crush your enemies. Sure, you might be throwing grapes at elephants for how little damage you do, but you'll never get hurt – even head-on – as long as you constantly press forward. Eventually you'll be able to annihilate them with just a few choice blows. |
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Braid review (PC)Reviewed on March 15, 2012What impressed me the most was the willingness the developers showed to craft such an entertaining and challenging title despite placing the lion's share of the emphasis on the metaphoric story. Strip away the plot and we're left with an addictive puzzle/platformer. |
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The 3rd Birthday review (PSP)Reviewed on March 15, 2012This basic sequence of the shooter genome has been in place for a while now, and perhaps that’s enough for some people. But no one puts Aya Brea in a new game without tweaking a little DNA. |
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Neugier: Umi to Kaze no Koudou review (SNES)Reviewed on March 15, 2012How did it get there? We'll never know. It could have dropped through an ceiling (unseen by the player) like a few do in Skyrim; it could have been the result of a Final Fantasy XIII-2 time paradox; hell, it could simply be explained by four simple words: A WIZARD DID IT — at least there's one of those causing trouble in this game! |
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Ridge Racer review (VITA)Reviewed on March 15, 2012In Ridge Racer, though, none of the tracks—even the two bonus ones—include more than a few corners that you might call “sharp.” Old Town, one of the added tracks, includes a single ‘S’ curve near its conclusion that is an example of the sort of thing that should have been more common throughout the game. |
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F1 2011 review (VITA)Reviewed on March 14, 2012The Vita has by far the best handheld version of F1 2011, but it could have equalled the home console version with a little more lending to the systems strengths. |
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Mass Effect 3 review (X360)Reviewed on March 14, 2012Fans have been railing on BioWare for phasing out certain elements – the side quests are virtually nonexistent at this point, and dialog options are more limited as Shepard speaks quite a bit on his own – yet in my mind, Mass Effect 3 is where all of the things that I truly love about this series come together. |
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Final Fight: Streetwise review (XBX)Reviewed on March 11, 2012For me, though, there's one particularly insane, earth-shattering scene that sums up all the wrong things about Final Fight: Streetwise. I would like to note this happens AFTER you defeat a monster that attacks with electricity and replenishes health by eating mutant rats. |
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Mole Mania review (GB)Reviewed on March 10, 2012After getting frustrated with one level where I made a dumb mistake, I walked around to take my mind off the game. I started whistling a tune, and I realized it was one from the game itself. I sat back down and got it right. |
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Alan Wake's American Nightmare review (X360)Reviewed on March 10, 2012American Nightmare stops trying to promote itself as the new Silent Hill and camps it right up to great effect. |
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Flotilla review (X360)Reviewed on March 09, 2012I want you to understand just how inept a tactician I am so that you’ll understand the magnitude of my meaning when I say Flotilla makes me feel like I’m in Ender's Game. You won’t spend all day playing it, but you might find you come back every few weeks for a new adventure, and to kick a smug deer’s ass one more time. |
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Xardion review (SNES)Reviewed on March 06, 2012Its shortness is its strength, and there's no chance of getting bored since each stage only consists of a few screens. However, that's also its weakness, and it's a shame they didn't make more use of the three characters, or introduce some navigational challenge. |
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Wario Land: Shake It! review (WII)Reviewed on March 06, 2012You have to take leaps of faith and frequently you must also deal with sloppy controls (since you’ll be using devices that enhance your speed in many cases). If you happen to time a jump wrong or if you start along the incorrect route, you’ll miss out on some nice rewards. In essence, the game penalizes you for not knowing ahead of time where everything is located. |
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Syndicate (2012) review (PC)Reviewed on March 05, 2012When all is said and done, one can' t feel but disappointed with Syndicate. It tried to do a lot of things, and for that congratulations are in order, but in most things it tries, it fails. |
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Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 review (PS3)Reviewed on March 05, 2012Hyperdimension Neptunia mk2 progresses in a simple pattern: you travel to a new land, witness events in its main town, then outlying areas appear and you explore them. Typically, you’ll slay a monster in a new area, go back to town and witness another event, then return to the same area again so that you can slay a second monster. Every so often, a new area unlocks and the process repeats as you gradually work through the game’s plot. |
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Virtua Athlete 2000 review (DC)Reviewed on March 04, 2012Sega's other track and field title for the Dreamcast, Virtua Athlete 2000, rarely gets a mention because of its under-the-radar release, so not a whole lot of players remember or even know of its existence. Hell, Sega didn't even publish the game in North America, despite the allure of being developed by the same team that created the then-hot Virtua Tennis. However, it was snatched up by Agetec, a publisher who was known at the time for releasing niche titles no one else would touch. |
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Resident Evil 4 HD review (X360)Reviewed on March 03, 2012I didn’t die all that much during my playthrough of RE4, yet I constantly – constantly – felt like I was within an inch of my death, scraping for ammo, thrust into overwhelming situations that I was ill-equipped to handle. RE4 is a game that unyieldingly makes you feel helpless when you never are. |
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Chrono Cross review (PSX)Reviewed on March 03, 2012However, like I said, those incremental post-boss bonuses do add up over time. It benefits a player to pick a couple sidekicks they really like to keep with them as much as possible. Sorry, Kid, you might be a major player in the plot, but with all the story elements conspiring to keep you out of active duty for extended periods of time, I only used you if the game forced me to. |
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