Foots.
February 24, 2010
There is something on my foot. It is my shoe. OR IS IT? Whatever it is, it frightens and confuses me, and stops my feet from feeling. I want my feet to feel alive, to have their toes dance and frolic in the morning air, to grip the carpet 'neath their stubby splendor. Yet my feet writhe and scream and bake and baste in the insidious foot juices they themselves have excreted. DIRTY DILAPIDATED TOES EXCRETING FOOT FETIDNESS.
I go take shoe off now.
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honestgamer - February 24, 2010 (09:33 AM) Hello, Broccoli! Long time no see! Stick around this time, please. :-D |
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kingbroccoli - February 24, 2010 (09:36 AM) But these shoes are made for walking... |
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wolfqueen001 - February 24, 2010 (09:56 AM) But... your feet will stink and fester more if they're in your socks and shoes where all that sweat and moisture will sit and stink instead of evaporating into the air when your feet are exposed to air. |
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honestgamer - February 24, 2010 (11:03 AM) But these shoes are made for walking... You don't get to say that and expect people to pay any attention unless you look like Jessica Simpson. |
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overdrive - February 24, 2010 (11:54 AM) A BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! Awesomeness! |
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radicaldreamer - February 24, 2010 (12:18 PM) It's good to have you back. Stay a while. |
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