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I don't know how you came up with that clever tagline, but I'll never be able to live with myself if I don't post to express my appreciation for it. So... there you go. I appreciate it!

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

I'm just endlessly impressed by how Joe's done about 1000 reviews for low-quality horror titles, yet it never gets tiresome reading him tearing into their lack of actual scares and overly-predictable formulaic styles. I would not be upset if developers lacking in skill and imagination keep churning games like this out for eternity and he continues to feel compelled to write about every single one he unearths.

Out of kindness, though, I will allow for 1 out of every 15 or so to be an actual good game that impresses him. Gotta keep that carrot dangling in front of him!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

Jason:
I knew you'd appreciate the tagline!

OD:
Thank you! I think it helps if I don't do a bunch of them all at one time, because then they tend to run together. Regretfully/Thankfully, I encounter a bunch that I pretty could never do because they're so broken that you can't advance past a certain point (e.g. Epsilon Corp, Nightmare, etc.).

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.