Zounds! Zippdementia, I didn't realize Double Dungeons was THAT bad. Nothing so tragic happened to me.
Dagoss, this game gave Double Dungeons the thrashing it deserved, but you left out a reason why someone would play that game. I got a $20 bounty from GameFAQs as I think it was one of the games on the Wii Turbografx-16 emulator. I was fortunately able to hack maps of where monsters were. For level 22 I had more fun meshing ReyVGM's map with the monster locations to create a big detailed map.
It still worked out to under $1 an hour to play the game.
But my maps and FAQ got, like, 30 hits per day for a while!
P.S. I also apologize for not saying what you should do when the game says "THINK" in my walkthrough. Also I forgot all those "what were they thinking" moments too. My attention to detail is obviously not as great as I think it is.
My principal said, 'Emo, Emo, Emo.'
I said 'I'm the one in the middle, you lousy drunk!'
-- Emo Phillips