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Sigh.

placid like acid

It's not my fault.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

I saw this game on the store when it first arrived, and I thought to myself that maybe I would be justified in spending some money on it. I'm glad I didn't. Your review was a pleasure to read, and you've convinced me (someone who is generally in favor of video game sexuality done well) that the game is terrible. I probably got more out of reading the review than I ever would from playing the game. But I guess we'll never know, because if I had money to spare on budget Steam games now, your text has guaranteed that Bloody Boobs would rank very low on the list.

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

I was expecting the Silent Hill of fan service.

I am heartbroken.

For us. For them. For you.

Haha. Awesome review. Certainly much more entertaining than the game sounds. It is a shame, though. The game could have had huge promise as a campy B-Movie themed game.

[Eating EmP's brain] probably isn't a good idea. I mean... He's British, which means his brain's wired for PAL and your eyes are NTSC. - Will

Interesting comeback.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Thanks, Jason, WQ. And don't call it a comeback!

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

...but you've not been here for years!

For us. For them. For you.

Um... yeah.

Let me see if I comprehend correctly: If Little Miss Bouncy stumbles upon an enemy creature and there are no attack animations for the heroine or the monsters... that leads me to believe that there's no actual bloodshed in the game. If that's the case, maybe this software -- not "game", as this review suggests -- should have simply been titled Boobs.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-- Adam Savage

That reminds me of something...

placid like acid