Forums > Site Announcements > JoeTheDestroyer is now site staff

Join me in welcoming Joe to the site's staff roster. He has been contributing to the site for years (including sometimes as a staff freelancer) and needs no introduction, but now he can keep doing what he's been doing and even add his own game listings. Plus, there's other stuff staff can also do, but you knew that. Hopefully, you'll see a bunch more great stuff from him in the weeks ahead!

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

This please me as I now never have to input game data ever again ever.

Ever.

Welcome aboard

For us. For them. For you.

Sounds great!

Mr. Productive Enough to Cover for All of Us If We Take a Year or Three Off* is on board!

*Not that I'm planning to, but you never know when an alien abduction or something might arise.

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

You've given him too much power! Next year he'll be able to plan even more so in advance for October and submit two reviews every day!

I... I mean, congrats.

I head spaceshit noises.

I'm surprised it took so long.

Yay Joe!

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

I feel like I helped make this happen.

I can avoid death by not having a life.

Thanks, everyone! I'm glad to be aboard. This should ease EmP a little, since I seem to have a habit of playing and reviewing lesser known PC titles of late.

I shall still be submitting as a reader now and then, mostly when I feel it necessary (e.g. already a lot of staff reviews for a certain game, obscure Atari 2600 games, etc.).

EDIT:
...And I just performed my first actions as staff and added two games I'm reviewing in the future to the database: FEAR 2 on PC and Fortune Summoners.

The only thing my milkshake brings to the yard is a subpoena.