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This was a really good hentai review that knows its audience and caters to it without being insulting. I liked that you recognized how some games of this sort can have merit in more ways than just the T&A--which you covered nicely--and that you analyzed those portions in between. Sure, they might not mean anything to half (or more) of the game's potential audience, but there are plenty of people who do care about those things and your text's well-rounded approach worked nicely without dragging on when it shouldn't have. Good going!

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

Thanks man. There wasn't a tonne to really say, so I entertained myself by trying some little things with the language. Glad it's finally up though.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Damn you Venter! This lured me back into clicking those buttons.

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Which buttons? O_o

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

The button keys on my keyboard that say "n" "o" "o" "b" into the FireFox URL area, then the one that says "enter". Somehow that brings up this site. :O

Also, Venter, AIM, ASAP. Importantish.

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Sorry, Geo, but AIM isn't working for me right now... which is odd. I get timeout errors or a note that my username/password are incorrect (though they've been fine for 5 years up to this point, so whatever). If you have anything important to say, say it through HG Mail, though I have to go to work in a few minutes so probably won't see it until much later.

Also, I didn't write the Amorous Professor Cherry review, just to be clear. Masters did. And, as noted, he did a dang fine job!

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." - John F. Kennedy on reality

"What if everything you see is more than what you see--the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things." - Shigeru Miyamoto on secret doors to another world2

Oh, haha, Venter you have quite the rep for writing these hentai reviews -- he thought I was you!

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

Alright, sent you a site-mail then. Lemme know.

Edit - Also HG, I knew you didn't write it, but it IS your site I saw it on, after all.

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Great work, Masters! Hentai reviews need to make a comeback on HG. What happened over the past few years?

IF YOU WANT MORE BEATS FOR YOUR BUCK THERE'S NO LUCK.

Venter stopped being a horny bastard, and I presume the minions followed suit... UNTIL NOW ONE BROKE IT! OHNOES! Return of the Living H-Games!...unless someone here is into necrophilia...

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I think hentai reviews only dwindled due to the lack of freebies from j-list after Venter ended their advertising agreement due to outrage against those delicious ads.

EDIT - btw j-list has some pretty awesome shit like DVDs of guys getting handjobs in the shower!

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Haha, HG staff are minions. Nice.

I don't have to prove I'm refined - that's what makes me refined!

What? I consider Minions a fair term... It could be worse! Mmm... J-List... I need to get me some more Revoltechs.

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