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This is my favorite review of the tournament.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

No. Mine is.

All "jokes" (the quotation marks are my subtle way of declaring I'm really not joking) aside, this was a very fun review to read that did have me chuckling a few times. You definitely have a knack for skillfully and cleverly illustrating a game's flaws. If I was judging this thing, you'd be getting a very good score. Fortunately for me, the people who are judging have already been paid off!

I'm not afraid to die because I am invincible
Viva la muerte, that's my goddamn principle

For the record, Overdrive's review is my "least favorite" review of the tournament.

Note to gamers: when someone shoots you in the face, they aren't "gay." They are "psychopathic."

I like all the reviews that don't beat mine. So for now, I like this one.

I can avoid death by not having a life.