It's Mean, But I Laughed
August 12, 2006

Are horsies pretty?

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EmP EmP - August 12, 2006 (06:20 PM)
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Genj Genj - August 12, 2006 (07:35 PM)
I do not know if horsies are pretty, but a chum of mine from High School told me an interesting tidbit of info about horses.

One day Junior year, he revealed to me & the rest of our circle of friends that the previous summer he noitced something about horses: they have really big dicks. I can't remember why in God's name he brought this up or why he thought this was a good thing to tell immature High Schoolers. Regardless, the rest of his High School life was filled with torment about questions and made up stories concerning what he was doing when he noticed this partcular horse's giant schlong. We even named the horse Dakota. Now he apparently drinks a lot. True story.
tristis_iranica tristis_iranica - August 12, 2006 (07:42 PM)
I live on 5 acres of land, and my neighbor who lives across from me had a horse.

Had.

One day before a thunderstorm rolled in, their horse was out grazing like the fat ass that it was. I was in my room when from out of nowhere came this giant thundrous boom. It sounded like lightning had hit right next to my house.

But I was wrong.

The lightning struck my neighbor's horse instead.

"Tahoe" was lying limp and limber in the grass. Now he's holding someone's couch together as furniture glue.

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