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It's been a while, and I'd forgotten how much it burns when I do it.

I keep squeezing, but only blood will come out.

Also a little bit of milk.

...

So if this one ends up sucking, then it's practice and it doesn't count.

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This new stay-fresh packaging is awesome!

I don't need to buy a jar anymore, suckas!

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...but it seems I'm turning into a zombie myself.

Is this some sort of plot against me by the evil undead?

Ugh.

Actually, if I'm lucky, it might just be SARS.

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I recently attempted Dead Rising's 50 survivor achievement, because I was told I could get a pair of booties or something.

To my chagrin, when I got to the final count, it turns out I had... 49.

Arg.

I knew I should have used a guide! Or counted, during.

And while I'm at it, damn Otis too.

Ahhh.

Well, at least I've finally learned to disembowel with my bare hands. They've been taunting me with that loading screen since day 1.

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I just happened to watch Y Tu Mama Tambien the one time.

Also, I occasionally enjoy reading some Star Trek fanfiction.

That's all!

(I didn't go see Brokenback Mountain, because I knew that was going to be sappy.)

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So I've been writing. It feels like a lot, for me. But I've been strangely inspired by a review for some gay porn game.

That's cool, though. I watch Prison Break, too.

I'm working on a new one now. Not sure when it'll complete. It's for an older game, as I haven't been able to afford any of the new stuff lately.

When it is done, feel free to read it. I hope it will entertain someone.

Also, I recently discovered that Geometry Wars synchs up perfectly to music by The Cure.

Try it and see!

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Back on the scene!

I wrote a review last week, in honor of Conception Day. Don't read it though.

Nobody else has yet.

I felt it was written awkwardly; much like the sex one has on Conception Day.

Alright, read it if you like, but don't let your kids read it.

It might make them horny.

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