"Get to tha Choppa is a shallow point-rush game with the depth and cosmetic values of a simple flash game."
Thereís an unspoken law in reviewing that each piece needs to be over X number of words to gain creditability. Itís understandable for the most part; I doubt Iíd be able to impress my disappointment or elation in numerous titles with only a handfull of lines, but, sometimes, itís a hindrance. Sometimes, Iím stuck fooling the reader with a roundabout introduction designed for no other reason than to pad for length. Hey, itís not my fault youíd dismiss this review as unreliable if I was to simply say Get to tha Choppa is a shallow point-rush game with the depth and cosmetic values of a simple flash game, slap a 3/10 on it, and call it a day.
More fool you. Prepare for more words.
Get to tha Choppa has precious little to do with Arnie pre-politics and more to do with the zombie apocalypse, timed button presses and a sadistic helicopter pilot. Backdropped to an odd techno song about someoneís proficiency in a ring, you control a faceless unfortunate chased rather swiftly by hordes of flesh-eating zombies. Your salvation? The helicopter keeping perfect pace with you. The problem? The pilot is clearly enjoying your plight a bit more than he should.
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