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Metal Slug 7 (DS) review

"Not the handheld trainwreck you might have been expecting."

Youíre supposed to like your Metal Slugs like pretentious indy fans like their favourite bandís album catalogue: the initial outings are raw, powerful showcases of brilliance while anything that comes along after the first few handfuls are as well received as that time Cypress Hill decided to make a nu metal album. This leads the seventh and newest entry into a doomed dual dilemma. Not only have the last few Slugs been met with guffaws and fist-shaking, it taunts history by making perhaps the most flaunted error it could ever make. It transports itself entirely away from the arcade cabinets and ties itself exclusively to home consoles, giving it far too much in common with series stinkers, Advanced and 3D.

You expect Metal Slug 7 to be bad. You can give credit to SNK Playmore for meeting expectations early on.

Picking any of the six expected protagonists, ranging from series staple and obligatory all-rounder, Marco, to bespectacled Fio, who makes up for her lack of manly strength by rapid-firing her starting sidearm, leads you to a one-man storm of a cave. Solitary, not so much out of clichťd machismo, but more because the expected co-op was left twitching on the cutting room floor along with the broken hearts of Sluggers who need their hand held by a gun-toting chum. The cave doesnít inspire confidence. Itís cave-like, this is true, but the walking dead do not roam its dank innards, nor do other-worldly invaders drop for the ceiling and make a spirited attempts to eat your face. Itís just a cave, one filled with bog-standard troops by the boatload, the odd encamped mortar and a smattering of armour. Itís a basic plod from left to right. Jump over a gap now and then or dodge a bit of falling metal, but even when you steal away in a stolen tank to take on a serpentine mole machine flimsy enough to be considered constructed out of soggy bread, thereís no real highlights to be found. Thereís only the nagging sensation that a trip back in time is the only likely way to find a Slug frantically surreal enough to live up to your expectations.

Stage 2 is desperate to keep you confined underground as you continue to explore the cave, this time complete with mine carts that tip over, spilling killer soot from a few feet, which is enough to kill your hardened marine quicker than it would ruin the day of their local laundrette. Sentient missiles that burrow underground and pull you waist deep into the soil make a brief appearance, but are soon replaced with wave after wave of vanilla troops who march gleefully into your onslaught of bullets. Thereís a boss fight against a metallic Cyclops whose entire offence centres on his flailing arms and a huge laser blast telegraphed hard enough for even the most incompetent player to calmly stroll away from. You may even kill it long before it makes this attack if your aim is true enough.

Then, in the midst of a third stage of damning underground exploration, comes the first sign that someoneís started to remember that theyíre developing a Metal Slug game.

Sections here charge you with escaping from a rolling sphere formed of molten lava by blasting your way through chunks of comet and desperately turning cranks to activate long rusted manual lifts. The corridors are lined with mucus, infested with the wiggling larva of something you donít really want to be around when they mature. A quick and easy boss fight later, and itís onto the next stage. In a shocking twist set to surprise none, itís set in a cave.

Youíre immediately offered a multiple pathway. One of them is a dead end. The other...

The other leads to a rocky cave exterior set against a blistering waterfall which plays home to levitating mecharmour, carnivorous seedlings and tentacles that grab you up if you let them, thrusting you into a teeth-lined bud atop the screen that chews you up and belches out a few bones and what appears to be a kidney. As if happy to finally be outside, the action starts to quickly escalate. Instead of strolling nonchalantly though shock troops, youíre parachuting down ancient ruins while tanks fitted with cattle grills and missile silos pelt you from all directions.

Eventually, regular soldiers become futuristic mercenaries using overpowered firearms that shoot globes of thunder or hives of heat-seeking mini-rockets. They lay you to siege on a snow covered mountain while the air remains constantly abuzz with gunships, bombers and layer after layer of bullet hell. A mammoth tank splits into three core pieces, forcing you to dodge an endless torrent of plasma, tracer bullets and constant hailstorms of bombs to navigate around its always-roving tri-split shell in order to take proper aim at its weak points. Men in jet packs gloat from the safety of the screenís boarders while splats of slime bound across the screen. Steel sleighs scream down powdery slopes, promising to smash you off the screen and towards a cheap but totally avoidable death. Eventually, the game wakes up and, eventually, youíll realise that itís not quite the disappointment you assumed it would be.

It doesnít even have unlimited continues. Thatís one controversial angle I get to safely ignore.

Thereís extras and options and the hugely appreciated decision not to integrate the touch screen, but thereís also frantic run-and-gun action to be found if you exhibit a little bit of patience and give SNK a bit of time to get things moving. Thereís ragged hostages to be rescued who reward you with fruit or bombs or high-powered weaponry of which you can now carry and switch between two at a time. Thereís new weapons like the Zuma Blade which carries crazy powerful but very limited promises of huge up-close damage, and thereís a commendable job of downsizing everything to fit onto the handheldís screen. But itís more what the game remembers that eventually turns it around rather than what it brings in new.

It remembers to flood the screen with targets less homicidal and more slapstick, but without taking away the very real threat of your imminent demise at their hands. Itís not as wonderfully goofball as the founding titles, but itís a solid effort in recapturing just what it was to try and survive them. Itís a resurrection of sorts, one trying to forget the plummet taken in the bid to grasp 3D, and one returning to its hand-drawn roots -- out of choice rather than hardware constraints and necessity.

Keep your nerve until you can emerge from the caves. Your bravery will be rewarded, and, in doing so, youíll have to eventually give SNK Playmore credit for finally exceeding expectations.

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Staff review by Gary Hartley (July 15, 2009)

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wolfqueen001 posted August 01, 2009:

I actually found very little wrong with this except for general things like lengthy and wordy sentence structures that require occasional rereading, but that's alright. I've always liked how you can make a game initially sound bad only to end up making it sound interesting in the end.

Granted, I've neither played any Metal Slug games (except for the third on some arcade machine somewhere) nor read all the reviews for any of them that people get tired of, so I get to just see it for what it is rather than what has come before.

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EmP posted August 01, 2009:

When did I start getting feedback topics that started with a surprised "I didn't find much wrong here"?

Breaks my fragile heart, it does.
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wolfqueen001 posted August 01, 2009:

You prefer the usual ones with huge lists of mistakes? =P

EDIT: Don't feel too bad, though. You know we all still love you. <3 Besides, I'm sure what you're seeing is just in response to people's inability to tell you how awesome you are in such a way that hasn't been said a hundred thousand times before. =P
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bwv_639 posted March 22, 2017:

You seem to have a habit of reviewing fine games, but even so, your reviews are still better than the games you review most of the time.
What a fashion of writing, it's addictive.
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EmP posted March 23, 2017:

That's very kind of you to say. Thank you.

Jerec will be pleased to see this review back in focus.

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