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Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em

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Platform: Atari 2600
Tags: Action
Developer: Mystique


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Staff Reviews

Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em review

Reviewed July 24, 2007

Sho says: "While Mystique is promoting godless onanism and shall burn in the lake of fire for all eternity, I must commend them for avoiding their usual mix of copulation, rape, and dick-devouring alligators."
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Reader Reviews

Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em review

Reviewed June 07, 2009

disco says: "You know, I was trying to come up with a good intro for this. Something interesting, like a little descriptive scene or narrative. The usual. But I canít. Not for a game like this, anyway. One can only stare slack-jawed at that blank page and that ever-blinking cursor for so long. Besides, the box sums it up better than anything I could have come with: "
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Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em review

Reviewed September 30, 2011

JoeTheDestroyer says: "It's rather salty..."
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Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em review

Reviewed May 26, 2008

whelkman says: "Ah, Mystique, bless you. What would the Atari 2600 be without your games? As if there weren't enough bad titles, you had to introduce pixilated nudity into the mix. Without you, the Japanese wouldn't have the idea to copy, and Hentai games would be long delayed! "
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