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Yakuza Kiwami (PC) review

"Majima has interrupted this review, from beneath a giant traffic cone, using the baseball bat."

In Yakuza, SEGA have diligently and patiently built an extraordinary combat engine that thrives on cycling through numerous martial arts practices to culminate in truly cinematic encounters. You can invest in styles that focus heavily on quick-stepping around enemy attacks and unleash blistering counter strikes from an opponent's blind side, or styles that allow you to attack from behind defensive guards or even offer up counters and counter-counters should the need arise. It evolves through constant battles, lending every skirmish with even the lowest gutter criminal a sense of relevance. Successful battles dial up experience points which can be invested in better skills, more explosive counters, hardier ways to pummel your way out of a corner. With every busted face, broken nose and bloodied knuckle, Kazuma Kiryu slowly becomes a more complete warrior.

Fast forward 20-30 hours and youíll reach endgame. Kiryuís waged war on several yakuza sects, shady secret government hit-squads, battalions of street thugs and a dozen odd-looking dudes in shiny gold suits. This one last fight takes part on the topmost floor of a massive skyscraper that Kiryu needs to brawl his way up to, level-by-level, dueling with knife wielding goons while attack helicopters drop black-clad marksmen to pepper you with pistol fire and hand grenades. By the time I reached the pivotal end game fight, I was a master of three different kinds of deadly martial arts and a serious practitioner of a fourth. The scene was set with an epic battle, on the highest point of this massive building, set to a backdrop of the Tokyo skyline and lazily drifting snow. It should have been an undaunted battle of back-and-forth offences, of feints and counters and ever-shifting momentum. Instead, I battered my opponent half to death with a love couch. Not because I had to; just because I could.

Spend anytime with any Yakuza, and youíll quickly learn that it takes your feeble expectations of how a game centered on the honour-driven Mafia of the East should work, casually crumples it up and tosses it aside. Sometimes it sticks to type: Kiwami starts off where Zero finished, with Kiryuís previous war against his own family neatly concluded and him firmly placed back in the fold. The years between games have been productive, and heís steady worked his way back up the ladder until he finds himself at the verge of captaining his own chapter. This stability is not set to last; in a series of rapid-fire events, he takes the fall to protect the people closest to him, is expelled from the family and left to rot in jail for a decade. Upon his return to the free world, he finds a lot to be upset about. A lot of money has gone missing, and the few friends he has left are all mixed up in either its theft or attempted recovery. Itís all very messy.

In trying to find his place again in the world, Kiryu has to contend with chapters of the yakuza carefully fostering a decade old grudge while searching for what few connections he has left to the world. His childhood sweetheart hasnít been seen since he was imprisoned, and his only lead is a young girl who claims to be the daughter of the sister he never knew existed. Except she has a locket, which contains information on the lost fortune, possibly, so thereís all kinds of malcontents after her, as well. Truth be told, the only things Kiryu seems to find is more reasons for a lot of angry looking men to want to beat the living crap out of him. Armies of them consistently try.

Much like Zero, thereís a serious tale with serious consequences that stoney-faced Kiryu needs to trudge through, one steeped with betrayal and redemption thatís filled with enough misery that thereís no way anyone will emerge from the grime to claim their happily ever after. People die, in both their attempts to aid and obstruct Kiryuís ever-evolving quest, and heís forced to carry that weight. He's constantly reminded that the only way to move forward is to step over the corpses his circumstances produce. That sounds pretty heavy, so, forget all that noise, letís go to a bikini bar instead. Except that slim girl in the skintight dress is actually a hitman, and that shotgun sure as hell isnít a prop. Maybe you can bounce for a desperate hostess club and beat up the latest batch of unwanted regulars and be rewarded with an Italian-made scarf. Or you can go around collecting pocket tissues for a distressed gentleman stuck in a public toilet. That seems a very mafia thing to do.

Itís worth pointing out that Kimami is built from Zeroís engine, and shares a lot of that gameís distractions. You donít have to tackle the campaign on a full time basis, and a lot of the appeal is simply wandering around town and finding out what little slice of surreal bizarreness might strike you next. You can spend what money you have at local cabaret bars in the hopes of wooing a hostess or two, or you can let yourself get picked up by a well-endowed young woman on the streets who certainly isnít part of a scam that will see you taking on a group of smarmy thugs in tuxedos. You can chase down fake police officers who try to scam you with on-the-spot fines for laws that donít exist, or buy sandwiches for a local gang banger to obtain information you never needed. Or you could just waste time beating a room full of eleven-year-olds at pocket racing and being really over the top smug about schooling actual schoolchildren.

Still, at the same time, itís important not to go in expecting a full Yakuza Zero retread. Before itís anything else, Kimami is a remake of the first game, brought back up to date and altered slightly to fit Zeroís massive 100+ hour bulk snugly back into the canon. In comparison, Kimami took me around thirty hours to complete, displaying a much smaller campaign and significantly fewer ways to idle your time away. Thereís no massive sub-job like running an estate agency to make up the bulk of your money; thereís no weapon import quests where you send agents to the corners of the world to procure new ways of stoving peopleís heads in. Thereís no twin protagonists; but thereís certainly still a Goro Majima.

In Zero, we saw Majima rise from his gilded imprisonment to his own place within a rival clan. Heís no longer part of the main cast, but he makes up for his lack of playability by spending the entire game crafting ways to ambush and surprise Kiryu in the hopes of crafting the perfect fight. Heíll pop out of nearby dustbins or emerge from manhole covers to launch attacks at inconvenient times. Heíll fake the zombie apocalypse in an excuse to shuffle down dark corridors and unleash surges of undead kung-fu. Heíll hang around bowling alleys to try and compete in more than just fighting (he canít), or dress up in decade old finery to show he has what it takes to hang with the kids in a local nightclub (he doesnít). Beating him acts as a way to regain skills, and slowly reintroduces skills and perks to your DRAGON fighting style.

You can avoid all that silliness and work your way through all thirteen chapters instead, but why would you? The driving plot is certainly strong enough, the characters relatable enough and Kiryuís actions noble enough to buy into wanting to see them through to conclusion. Thereís orphans to rescue, innocents to avenge, rival mob bosses to crush underfoot. But it wouldnít hurt to spend some time in the local arcade playing a childrenís card game featuring women in very little clothing pretending to be giant insects and wrestling each other. While youíre there, why not drop some yen on trying to grab a stuffed squirrel in the UFO Catcher machine? Spend time on the streets, and youíll just end up talking down people attempting suicides, or interviewing for a job in a male escort bar, or pretending to be a homeless guyís son so you donít hurt his feelings. You can also suplex would-be muggers spine-first on safety railings, or see off rambling conmen by tipping containers of salt in their eyes. That skyscraper -- and all the people within wanting to kill you -- isnít going anywhere.

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Staff review by Gary Hartley (March 26, 2019)

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hastypixels posted March 26, 2019:

I guess that's the dichotomy with these sorts of games; side quests for days, but a strange sort of stasis exists while everyone waits for you to progress the main story. It's normal, but doesn't feel that way. It's always felt out of sync to me having events actually run out of sync, and I'll admit it breaks the immersion somewhat.

That said I don't mind as long as the story and game are good enough...
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Masters posted March 27, 2019:

Good job, Gary -- another great Yakuza review that captures the craziness of it all.
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EmP posted March 27, 2019:

Thanks, both, for reading.

Hasty: In most games, the side quests are bonus missions you can use to distract yourself while you plod through the main storyline. I guess I've come to think that, with Yakuza, the main plotline is something that holds the game together while you undertake all the goofy side quests.

Mark: The puppy thing was a bit throw-away, so I nuked it. It probably only amused me, because I've been ripping on Shenmue;s "let's stop avenging my family and play with a kitten" thing for decades!

The DRAGON thing I think I was going to expand upon and then never got around to. Basically, you have four fighting styles; you upgrade three by investing in experience points, but the DRAGON style is only upgraded by winning Majima fights (and some arena battles).

By just I meant like "his actions are just", but, yeah, it reads more like there's a missing word. Edits.

I appreciate the thoughts and taking the time to read. So much so, I pledge not not make fun of you for the rest of the week.
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hastypixels posted March 27, 2019:

Gary: I totally get that - and it's an essential part of how those games work, but I still have that feeling of dissonance. In some ways it accurately mirrors life in that our main quests, whatever they may be, get sidetracked by sub-quests along the way. I'm still waiting for this Epic Flu sidequest to run its course so I get back to my Living Life Main Quest...

Maybe it's a little difficult to explain?
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Ogreatgames posted March 28, 2019:


Thanks for the extremely thorough, thought-out entertaining review.

Kiwami is a nice Yakuza game.

I think its awesomeness is second to Zero.

Anyway, thanks for reminding me of this game.

I'm gonna miss Kazuma Kiryu.

Sega's been planning another Yakuza game with a new main character named Kazuga Ichiban.

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