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wolfqueen001 Time for a change... I think this sums me up pretty well:

Things tend to turn out well when you worry, so that's probably good. - EmP

I still <333 wolves, though.

Title: Check out mah awesum review!
Posted: January 19, 2009 (07:11 PM)
(This has been slightly modified from the original)

*Ahem* Body Slam Super Pro Wrestling

Awesome. Wrestling. It's the greatest sport in the world - even better than soccer - since all those hot sweaty men are fighting each other for dominance. It reminds me of the time I went to a rodeo and two of the bulls escaped their confines and started having at each other. Or that cockfight the Mexicans had down the street. It's just so supremely manly that you can't take your eyes away. Or your hands off the controls. It's awesome. Play it. Oh, yeah. The gameplay rocks and is totally awesome. And the rent/buy thing? You should totally buy buy BUY!. You won't regret it.

10/10

I think the best part of the review is the "It's awesome / play it" lines because they're so compelling that they'd just make you want to buy it. I mean, how can you argue with awesomeness? I truly amaze myself sometimes.
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Felix_ArabiaUser: Felix_Arabia
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Posted: January 19, 2009 (07:16 PM)
You forgot to mention that the gameplay is the most important part of the game, and your piece lacks a Rent/Buy section.

This review lacks quality.
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wolfqueen001User: wolfqueen001
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Posted: January 19, 2009 (07:24 PM)
Oh, my gosh! I totally did! Well, I just fixed it, so now there can't be anything wrong now.
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hmdUser: hmd
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Posted: January 19, 2009 (11:50 PM)
Where's the spots for GRAPHICS: X/10 SOUND: X/10 and REPLAY VALUE: X/10?
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wolfqueen001User: wolfqueen001
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Posted: January 20, 2009 (02:28 PM)
Those things aren't important! Nothing else is important!
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Felix_ArabiaUser: Felix_Arabia
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Posted: January 20, 2009 (03:33 PM)
This review really sucks.
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wolfqueen001User: wolfqueen001
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Posted: January 20, 2009 (08:28 PM)
Nuh-uh! This review's so totally better than anything on gamefaqs!

Well, except maybe those people that come here.....

Shut up! >=O
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