Title: Masturbation Synonym Generator Posted: December 23, 2010 (06:45 AM)
I know, I know, it's crass, but I swear it's hilarious. And that I came across it accidentally (I was trying to come up with synonym aliases, ie Michael Stone to Mickey Bricks).
Here's the link. As the paragraph at the bottom warns, some might make no sense at all (such as "Badgering Cheetah"), while others will be hilarious(such as "Rippin' the one-eyed postal worker out of his denim cell").
Smackin' the white-out pen
Assaulting the veiny palm tree of lust
Harping on the one-eyed burping gecko
Charming your meat saber
Battling the heat-seeking moisture missile
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