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Title: Wayne's Videogaming Words of Wisdom Posted: July 22, 2008 (01:15 PM)
* Game delay makes the heart grow fonder. (Zelda: Twilight Princess, anyone?)
* Barking Chain Chomps frequently bite.
* The best things in life are unlockable.
* Better late than never-- unless you're playing Zelda: Majora's Mask.
* Speak softly and carry a BFG.
* Rocs of a feather flock together.
* Don’t judge an NPC until you walk around in his or her-- oh, wait... you can’t. Never mind.
* If at first you don’t succeed, look up how to on HonestGamers.
* The grass is always greener on the other side of the invisible barrier.
* Hindsight and foresight are both important, unless you have an adjustable camera angle.
* If you can’t beat ‘em, trade ‘em in. But only as a last resort.
* If you can’t take the heat, get the Varia Suit first.
* In Halo 2, the sword is mightier than pretty much every other weapon. Especially the needler.
* The gamer who builds his SimCity to every man’s advice will have the worst city ever.
* You can lead your Grand Theft Auto 3 character to water, but you can’t make him swim without dying.
* You can’t have your Energy Tank and use it too.
* Strike while the weak spot is flashing red.
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User: honestgamer Title: Posted: July 22, 2008 (06:49 PM)
Good advice from which we can all learn a thing or two!
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User: Aquas Title: Posted: July 26, 2008 (10:59 AM)
Heheh! My fave is the Majora's Mask one.
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User: wayne_steed Title: Posted: July 29, 2008 (01:24 PM)
I'm pretty proud of both that and the Varia Suit one.
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