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Title: Wayne's Brain, Live and Unplugged
Posted: December 23, 2007 (02:46 PM)
As Christmas draws even nearer, I realize that while I have some sweet blog posts for the next few days (LoZ Night Before Christmas!! New Year's Resolutions!!), I've really run out of stuff to talk about. So, I'm going to compile a list of whatever pops into my head, and type it. So, here goes...


I feel asleep!

Uh-oh! The truck have started to move!

No one can stop Mr. Domino!

I have so lost it.

Has anyone seen my copy of Zelda Collector's Edition?

Mega Man III was a good game.

I ought to consider posting on the forums.

Welcome to Warp Zone!

Do a barrel roll!

Why the heck did they cancel Emeril Live?! That was a great show!

I have a new idea on how to save some paper!

It's snowing outside.

No, really.

How many Robot Masters are there, anyway?
8 x 8 = 64
64 - 2 = 62 (Time Man and Oil Man don't count.)
And what are their names? Well, here goes:
Cut Man (Rolling Cutter)
Guts Man (Super Arm)
Ice Man (Ice Slasher)
Bomb Man (Hyper Bomb)
Fire Man (Fire Storm)
Elec Man (Thunder Beam)
Metal Man (Metal Blade)
Air Man (Air Shooter)
Bubble Man (Bubble Lead)
Quick Man (Quick Boomerang)
Crash Man (Crash Bomb)
Flash Man (Time Stopper)
Heat Man (Atomic Fire)
Wood Man (Leaf Shield)
Needle Man (Needle Cannon)
Magnet Man (Magnet Missile)
Gemini Man (Gemini Laser)
Hard Man (Hard Knuckle)
Top Man (Top Spin)
Snake Man (Search Snake)
Spark Man (Spark Shock)
Shadow Man (Shadow Blade)
Bright Man (Flash Stopper)
Toad Man (Rain Flush)
Drill Man (Drill Bomb)
Pharaoh Man (Pharaoh Shot/Pharaoh Wave)
Ring Man (Ring Boomerang)
Dust Man (Dust Crasher/Dust Crusher)
Dive Man (Dive Missile)
Skull Man (Skull Barrier)
Gravity Man (Gravity Hold)
Wave Man (Water Wave)
Stone Man (Power Stone)
Gyro Man (Gyro Attack)
Star Man (Star Crash)
Charge Man (Charge Kick)
Napalm Man (Napalm Bomb)
Crystal Man (Crystal Eye)
Blizzard Man (Blizzard Attack)
Centaur Man (Centaur Flash/Centaur Arrow)
Flame Man (Flame Blast)
Knight Man (Knight Crusher)
Plant Man (Plant Barrier)
Tomahawk Man (Silver Tomahawk)
Wind Man (Wind Storm)
Yamato Man (Yamato Spear)
Freeze Man (Freeze Cracker)
Junk Man (Junk Shield)
Burst Man (Danger Wrap)
Cloud Man (Thunder Bolt/Thunder Strike)
Spring Man (Wild Coil)
Slash Man (Slash Claw)
Shade Man (Noise Crush/Crush Noise)
Turbo Man (Scorch Wheel/Burning Wheel)
Tengu Man (Tornado Hold/Tengu Blade)
Astro Man (Astro Crush/Copy Vision)
Sword Man (Flame Sword)
Clown Man (Thunder Claw)
Search Man (Homing Sniper)
Frost Man (Ice Wave)
Grenade Man (Flash Bomb)
Aqua Man (Water Balloon)

There is nothing to fear but Chuck himself.

And rabid squirrels.

Aquas' avatar hypnotizes me for hours on end.

Those Mega Men in the background of my blog are watching me. I know they are. And they're watching YOU, too!


That was intense! You know, I think I'm gonna put the ol' brain to sleep for the rest of the day. It did such a good job, I'm going to reward it with reruns of Emeril Live, now. Everyone, give a hand for my brain! Yeah.

Felix_ArabiaUser: Felix_Arabia
Posted: December 23, 2007 (03:16 PM)
Winners don't do drugs.

wayne_steedUser: wayne_steed
Posted: December 23, 2007 (07:42 PM)
I didn't...

But those ten cans of Red Bull lying out on the table were pretty... (hic)... GOOD...

AquasUser: Aquas
Posted: December 24, 2007 (07:03 AM)
Lol! Hilarious entry, and I'm glad my avatar hypnotizes you. It's from Secret of Mana, you know?

And wow... that protomen music video blew my mind. Really. Good production quality though, song not too bad, really. It was making me laugh, hahah. Lookin' forward to your zelda poem! I enjoy poetry myself =D

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