I'd like to wish all my blog readers a happy Chuck Norris Day!
"What's Chuck Norris Day?", you ask? Well, Chuck Norris Day was founded on this day, many years ago, when the man himself was a little boy, about ten years old. He thought about that age-old question that we've all asked about at one time or another. So, he asked his dad:
"Daddy, how come we have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but we don't have a Children's Day?"
And the elder Mr. Norris answered with that easily expected answer:
"Every day is Children's Day, Chucky!"
Now, that got li'l Chuck thinking. About five minutes later, he returned to his dad and asked,
"Daddy, how come we have a Mother's Day, a Father's Day, and a Children's Day, but we don't have a Chuck Norris Day?"
Chuck's dad responded, "There's no such holiday, boy, and there never will be!"
In hindsight, that was probably a mistake. Young Chuck roundhouse-kicked his father's face in. But then, Chuck thought, if he wanted a different answer, he could ask his mother.
So Chuck went to his mother and asked the previous question that he asked his dad (prior to the roundhouse kick, of course). She responded with the safest possible thing to say in a situation like that:
"Why, every day is Chuck Norris Day, honey!"
Thus, since every day is Chuck Norris Day, you must wish everyone you meet a Happy Chuck Norris Day on a daily basis. And that is what I'm doing.
Since "Chucktacular" is not on the list of featured moods, I'll just pretend it is.
Oh, by the by, there actually is a Chuck Norris videogame, entitled "Chuck Norris Superkicks." I didn't know this, but kudos to EmP for telling me. Here is the link to Chuck Norris' official website:
Happy Chuck Norris Day!
User: EmP Title: Posted: June 19, 2007 (08:40 AM)
I'll think you'll find that there is indeed a Chuck Norris videogame: http://www.honestgamers.com/systems/content.php?console_id=18&review_id=4491&game_id=6121
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