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Review by Gary Hartley
September 26, 2009

Dungeons & Dragons: Heroes is hugely unapologetic about just how steeped it is in fantasy cliché. There’s an evil wizard who terrorised everyone a millennia ago, only to be challenged by a rag-tag group of heroic archetypes. There was a big battle and everyone died, leaving the world without their quintet of protectors, but also sans evil warlord. This led to an era of peace; bunnies roamed free over grassy knolls and the happy, simple people arranged weekend Morris dancing events with ribbons every colour of the rainbow. Then, in an ill-advised bit of necromancy, an evil sect awoke the evil wizard and were somewhat surprised when they were effortlessly exterminated via evilness. Taking a short break from charity work and group hugs, the people, not keen on another lifetime of enslavement, did the same to the very group of heroes that once slew this generic villain.

This doesn’t, however, lead to an all out war between super-powered zombies. It’s more what you would get if you took retro classic Gauntlet, right down to the option to have up to four players active on screen at any time, then beefed up the graphics and shoehorned in D&D stats and lore. There’s hardly even a change from the original four characters: the fighter is a big burly guy with a huge sword and a brain the size of a pea, while the mage has the equivalent physical offence of a damp kitten, but can burn targets from afar with the power of her mind. The cleric is the world’s biggest dwarf, replete with ginger beard and hulking warhammer, who can’t match blow-for-blow with the fighter, but has a useful cache of holy magic under his belt. The final member, the lithe halfling rogue, has weak but fluid twin daggers plus the ability to plough half a dozen arrows into anything’s arse before it realises she’s there.

It’s quite unashamedly Xbox Gauntlet, but, under the right circumstances, this is largely a good thing. The first stage awakes your warriors from their crypt, the brief run down of the more evil resurrection offered up by the two nerdy dwarfs responsible for bringing you back. Then you wander through a dank cave interior, slaughtering skeletons and giant venom-spitting spiders through a button-mashy hack and slash style or through tidy bolts of magic or hailstorms of arrows. On your own, it’s tedious at best and redundant at worst, drowning the friendless player in a quagmire of repetitiveness that drones on endlessly. Become sociable, and Heroes transforms completely.

On your own, it’s all too easy for your lone fighter to be mobbed by excessive numbers of warrior orcs whilst bowman and mages wallop them from afar, and the distance between an arrow-slinging halfling and a horde of undead marauders is quickly closed, leaving her soft frame open to rusted sword strokes. Combine the two, though, and the fighter provides an ample meatshield, soaking up the physical abuse while the rogue can mop up the edges from afar, or get in close without the threat of instant slaughter.

On your own, battling clockwork workers long gone mad inside the choked confines of a still functioning but long forgotten mine is suicide. Especially when the larger version set themselves on fire and come lumbering after you with a surprising turn of speed. When venom-spitting snakemen slither out from a verdant jungle, having a cleric handy with a heal status spell to back you up is a plus, as is the mage’s ability to snap seeking magic bolts at pagan witches inside the razed courtyard of a recently gutted castle. Witches that have an annoying habit of vanishing whenever a melee combatant comes near, traceable only by the bloody footprints she leaves and the insane cackle she issues. As part of a team, it becomes less mindless and hopeful and more tactile and organised.

If the multiplayer was the game’s saving grace, it’s the glee in which the game flaunts its Dungeons & Dragons license that solidifies it. Sword of Random Element +2’s are certainly nothing new, the usual fare of enchanted rings and magical helmets drop from the dead hands of your victims or turn up in the game’s main hub (which is, conveniently, a weapon’s shop!), and the bevy of stats and buffs are all to be found. With level ups, you can whack up magic user’s wisdom to give spells more kick, or help them regenerate mana quicker, invest in protection against the elements, or plough your efforts into mastering a particular weapon. As well as unlocking new spells, you can also purchase powerful finishing blows you can charge by chaining together attacks, letting you finish off combos with anything from a 360° spinning axe smash to a stealthy cartwheel out of danger, leaving only a highly explosive bomb in your place.

But it’s the enemy forces that often shine the most, be them darting dark elf soldiers defending the citadel they’ve recently wiped clean of human life or skulking blood golems that patrol the later stages, leaving a snail’s trail of gore in their wake. Huge skeletal berserkers roam cursed graveyards, summoning the buried dead back to life and exhaling noxious clouds of black death on whim. Outside the cannon fodder, before your recently resurrected even get their first glimpse of sunlight, they need to bypass an armour-bound cave beast whose iron-hard hide can only be pierced by tricking it to bull-rush full speed into the underground cavern’s spear-like crystal formations. A senile and insane beholder promises to bleach your bones and display them as trophies inside a great circular room leading to a gaggle of portals, a destination initially braved by a rebel gang of halfing thieves. You’ll find very few of them left alive, but a lot of child-size corpses to loot.

It’s fitting, though, that all my best memories of my time with Heroes harken back to the fog-filled memories of Gauntlet. Between all the battles, the exploring and the hurried cries for assistance or healing, there’s loot to be found in mountains. Chests fill hidden alcoves and objects like vases and crates can be smashed open for piles of gold coins or vials of angry bees that can be lobbed at foes like a grenade. These treasures were never meant to be shared, and leaving your friend to battle huge armies of creeping goblins while you shameless loot, leaving your allies high and dry while you roll in wealth, is a hilariously relevant aspect of the game. Just don’t be surprised when you’re trapped in a dilapidated church filled with blood-dribbling vampires that surge at you with unblock able speed while your playing partner is trying to open the important looking chest snuggled away in the corner.

Play this with a friend, or don’t play it at all. Just don’t be too surprised if you’re no longer friends come endgame.

Rating
7	Very Good This game does enough things right that for the most part, you'll likely enjoy yourself while playing it. Recommended.
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Title: Dungeons & Dragons: Heroes
Genre: Action RPG (Fantasy)
Publisher: Atari
Developer: Atari
Release Date: September 16, 2003
ESRB: T
Platforms: GCN, XBX

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