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There's a ridiculous ad campaign trying to raise voter awareness in my state. Very typical campaign ads "... so and so will lower your taxes, educate your children for you, and make money fall from the sky four times daily..." then it cuts to the end and says "Vote for (insert ridiculous household item here)."
I've seen Frozen Peas, Side of Hash Browns, and Someone's Teddy Bear thus far. Clearly this is making a point.
Elections are dumber than ever.