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Sid Meier's Pirates! - Live the Life (Xbox)

Sid Meier's Pirates! - Live the Life review (XBX)

Reviewed on July 23, 2005

When you talk to the barmaid one time, all is fine. A few visits later, you might find her being accosted by a surly captain of the guard. Time for a duel! When you head over to the mansion and talk to the governorís daughter, she may invite you to the next royal ball. Time for a dance! You just never know, and youíre never bound to follow orders.
Polarium (DS)

Polarium review (DS)

Reviewed on July 21, 2005

Youíre in the middle of a long string that will clear all visible blocks at once. As you whip your stylus over the top row to put the final touches on your combo, suddenly you find that the on-screen detonator has not followed. Why? Because in a second, blocks will fill that space you passed through. You already knew that. Itís the reason you were in such a hurry.
The Typing of the Dead (Dreamcast)

The Typing of the Dead review (DC)

Reviewed on July 15, 2005

Sometimes, the word will be simple, something like ĎMontanaí or even a simple phrase like ĎAdiosí or ĎGame Over.í Other times, youíll be asked to type something ridiculous. Itís funny that whoever put the game together thought to include words like Ďmulletí and discussions about bed-wetting and sexuality.
Hydro Thunder (Dreamcast)

Hydro Thunder review (DC)

Reviewed on July 14, 2005

Yes, Hydro Thunder employs what some have described as the rubber-band sort of mentality. Here, though, itís worse than ever. It doesnít matter if you have the best time anyone has ever managed when playing the game. Thereís about a 70% chance youíll rank fourth or worse. Thatís just how the game works. Completion times are irrelevant.
Still Life (Xbox)

Still Life review (XBX)

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

I use the term Ďplayingí rather loosely. Still Life doesnít usually feel like a game. Instead, itís like reading an interesting mystery novel but all of the pages are stuck together and you have to fight just to keep reading. Though you do control the protagonists directly, thereís not much to do with them but walk from place to place, talk to people and maybe solve some irritating puzzles along the way.
Conker: Live & Reloaded (Xbox)

Conker: Live & Reloaded review (XBX)

Reviewed on June 23, 2005

Each location contains a few attractions and links to one or two other zones. Youíll have to dash between them throughout your adventure if you want to uncover everything, Metroid-style. This was probably intended to make you feel like youíre really exploring a beautiful cartoon world, but the result is just a lot of dull backtracking. Itís not like enemies suddenly return when you re-visit a given area.
Come See Me Tonight 2 (PC)

Come See Me Tonight 2 review (PC)

Reviewed on June 16, 2005

Suddenly, all you care to do is skip through the text and sleep with the girl of your choice. Text, text, text, sex, text, text, text, text, sex. Eventually, the pattern gets so tedious that youíre tempted to cycle through everything. Yes, that includes the sex. When a hentai game has you weary enough that you donít even find yourself interested in the bountiful bosoms, you know somethingís wrong.
Little My Maid (PC)

Little My Maid review (PC)

Reviewed on June 10, 2005

Days in Little My Maid pass based on how much stamina you have remaining. This is neat in that it makes you feel like you have more control over the gameís progression, but itís actually deceptive. Playing around with your exploration options soon reveals that you can only wander the slightest bit from the beaten path before you hit a dead end and have to get back to your main form of amusement: sex with your hosts.
True Lies (SNES)

True Lies review (SNES)

Reviewed on June 02, 2005

Considering all the options available these days, thereís no excuse for True Lies to continue existing. Someone should gather the cartridges, bundle them with a two-ton weight and toss them into a massive swimming pool. Then maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger can fire a rocket launcher at them, just for good measure. The world would be a better place.
Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team (SNES)

Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team review (SNES)

Reviewed on June 02, 2005

Thereís a reason for this irritating flaw, though: Rare wanted you to play with a friend. Though the game lets thugs gang up on you and throw you into an endless circle of punishment, you and a buddy can turn the tables. One of you can be a toad, the other a human. Or maybe you both like characters named after skin ailments. Whatever the case, having a friend along improves the experience.
Giga Wing (Dreamcast)

Giga Wing review (DC)

Reviewed on May 08, 2005

While itís true that you can hang near the bottom of the screen and weave like nobodyís business, such tactics arenít nearly as much fun as worming your way right into the thick of things. Take out a foe from a distance and you can gather small icons that drift through the air. Really move in for the kill and as your adversary bursts into flames, massive remnants gravitate toward you and boost your score into the stratosphere.
Do You Like Horny Bunnies? (PC)

Do You Like Horny Bunnies? review (PC)

Reviewed on May 06, 2005

As Yukari finishes up with his chores and the restaurant winds down toward closing time, what will he do? You can have him clean the bathrooms, check the hallway, or just relax. No matter your decision, sex will likely result. Generally, it is preceded by emotional anguish, and the graphical depiction will be accompanied by plenty of bland descriptions of the sex.
Super Off Road (SNES)

Super Off Road review (SNES)

Reviewed on May 05, 2005

Whereas playing alone gets old quickly, itís hard to tire of the multi-player option. The true fun here comes from consistently finishing just ahead of your human opponent, then talking trash as he can barely afford any upgrades in the garage and youíre busy buying expensive boosts for your motor.
Looney Tunes: Space Race (Dreamcast)

Looney Tunes: Space Race review (DC)

Reviewed on April 30, 2005

The game depends too much on those gag items for its own good. There are moments where things get downright frantic and every racer seems to be throwing down anvils and storm clouds like theyíre going out of style. Racing jets are piling up everywhere and flying off the edge, and really itís either a total blast (because youíre surviving) or itís frustrating (because youíre not). It seems there are no in-betweens.
The Sims (PC)

The Sims review (PC)

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Underneath the slick interface, beneath the elevator music and the gibberish weíre to take as conversation, The Sims is just a waste of time. It may amuse you for hours, days or even weeks. For those hours and for the sadistic relationship you can share with your unfortunate sim, the package is arguably worth a purchase. But in the end, youíll grow to despise it.
Joe & Mac (SNES)

Joe & Mac review (SNES)

Reviewed on April 18, 2005

Besides the fact that Joe and Mac toss weapons as if their arms are made of string cheese, thereís the matter of narrow platforms. Most of these are saved for the end of the game, in the last level or two. Itís easy to spend a few lives just trying to make it across a chasm, thanks to the tendency your chosen caveman has to pass through ledges because of faulty hit detection. Even when you donít have to worry about instant death from such matters, you have to remember that you move slowly and compensate for it.
Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga (PlayStation 2)

Shin Megami Tensei: Digital Devil Saga review (PS2)

Reviewed on April 05, 2005

If you make a stupid blunder, the enemy will take advantage of it. Similarly, if you happen to manage something clever or youíve learned the right spells, you can trick the enemy into wasting its turns with ineffectual magic. The robust combat system allows you to give up half a turn if you donít want a particular character to attack, so finding yourself in battle with one of your three heroes ill-equipped isnít the end of the world.
Pick Me, Honey! (PC)

Pick Me, Honey! review (PC)

Reviewed on April 03, 2005

How seriously can you take a game when the most colorful cast member is the protagonistís testicles? Reijiís unit displays more emotion than any of the female diversions. It grows angry and rigid, explores moments of honesty, twitches, pulsates and even finds itself surprised by certain circumstances. In contrast, the girls are as one-dimensional as you may imagine.
Casual Romance Club (PC)

Casual Romance Club review (PC)

Reviewed on March 26, 2005

Suddenly, itís not so awesome that youíre given so much freedom, because the way the game is set up makes taking advantage of your options unpractical. More than in any other hentai game Iíve played, earning the nudity becomes a tedious chore. Even worse, you donít get to see everything. There are mosaic blurs over anything below the waist.
The Sagara Family (PC)

The Sagara Family review (PC)

Reviewed on March 19, 2005

Learning about each of the Sagara women really does become an enticing mystery, made all the sweeter by the occasional chance to fool around with one under the sheets, or on the couch in the front room, or in the bathtub. Even after youíve finished one trip through, it can be fun and rewarding to play through again (and again) because just a simple choice here or there can affect so much.

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