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	Biker Mice From Mars review (SNES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Don't you just love it when you accidentally discover something? It's a hot summer day and you're walking down the street or swimming to the bottom of the deep end of the pool as your ears clog up begging to be popped and you find a few dollar bills. It's only a few bucks, but you feel as hyped as a millionaire because you can now buy yourself an ice cream cone or maybe even a video game off of eBay.
	Activision Classic Games review (PSX) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 The first time I saw Activision Classics in stores, I thought I was dreaming, but I wasn't. Needless to say, I bought the game the second I saw it after seeing the lineup of Atari 2600 classics and Atari 2600 unknowns that it had to offer.
	Rodent's Revenge review (PC) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 The very first time cats and mice laid eyes on each other centuries ago, both animals knew that until the end of time they would be ruthless opposites that would never get along. Cats don't actually hate mice. They love them. Every time a cat even hears the sharp claws or teeth of a mouse, its stomach starts rumbling like a tremoring earthquake and its mouth fills up with enough saliva to drown Lake Michigan. When a feline actually sees one of those pesky rodents, it takes off just like a rocket...
	Rattler Race review (PC) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Note: Rattler Race is not a free game; it's Shareware.
	Namco Museum 64 review (N64) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Retro arcade gamers unite! I had been waiting for a game like Namco Museum 64 for a long time when I first saw it on the shelves. Namco Museum 64 is a collection of a few of the best known and most played arcade hits of the 80s. Included in the compilation is Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga, Galaxian, Pole Position, and Dig Dug. Anybody who ever went to an arcade in the 80s or early 90s is sure to recognize just about all six of these surefire classics right away.
	Monster Truck Madness 64 review (N64) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Being a fan of watching monster trucks such as Big Foot, Snakebite, and others race and do carnage on TV since I was a kid, Monster Truck Madness 64 was at the top of my list of games to play when it was first released. Unfortunately, I was in store for a big surprise for the worst.
	Mario Golf review (N64) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 What is it about Mario games? One could go on and on about how Super Mario Bros. pretty much saved the video game industry from becoming nothing more than a fading memory. What other mascot could possibly make a game in which a baby cries all the time and gets on your last nerve, fun? Mario's magical charm goes beyond the classic platformers that nearly all of us know by heart. Super Mario Kart invented a whole new genre (kart racing), and it's still my absolute favorite game that has Mario's na...
	Donkey Kong 64 review (N64) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Welcome back, Kongs!
	Diddy Kong Racing review (N64) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 While sitting quietly on his tree house porch one day, Diddy Kong decided to read a letter that he had received awhile back. The letter was from Timber the tiger, one of Diddy's old friends. The short, but meaningful letter read: ''Dear Diddy, help!!!'' It turned out that an almighty and oversized pig called Wizpig has done something not so pleasant. Therefore, it's up to Diddy and a bunch of his fellow animal friends to try and find this mysterious creature called Wizpig and give him what he de...
	Toki review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 It's just another sunny, peaceful day and you're lying down on the ground alongside your girlfriend, Miho (kinky as it may be, that's her actual name), as a serene mountain overlooks you in the background. Out of the blue, a powerful sorcerer pops out of nowhere and zaps Toki, turning him into a monkey and taking his treasured girlfriend away from him. Now it's up to Toki to make the journey through a few dangerous worlds as he ultimately seeks a fight against the ruthless being that just stole ...
	Super Mario Bros. 3 review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 OVERVIEW
	Super Mario Bros. 2 review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 If you've ever played Super Mario Bros. 2, then you know it's not anything like the groundbreaking Super Mario Bros. that millions of people just couldn't get enough of. Fortunately, different doesn't always spell disaster.
	Snake Rattle 'N Roll review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 A lot of things in life are weird, especially some of the people that inhabit planet Earth. It'd be interesting to take a look into the mind of freaks whose whole purpose in life is to get as many tattoos and piercings as they can, or those that decide to jump off buildings or out of planes without thinking that their lives could be at stake should their parachute decide not to obey.
	The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Being a cartoon series, movie, etc., that's standing on top of the world can make millions of fans want to buy your video games, whether they're good or sucky. To say the least, I was one of the many that wanted all of the Simpsons games, because I was one of the cartoon's biggest fans. I had magazines, a ''Don't have a cow, man'' t-shirt, etc., so I wouldn't stop until I had the video games as well. Bart vs. the Space Mutants was a terrible Christmas gift; I hate that game with a burning passio...
	Rampage review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 After watching such movies as ''Frogs'' and ''The Birds'', I'm a firm believer that animals could take over the world if they really wanted to. In 1988, two monstrous members from the animal kingdom did just that on the NES. George, a gorilla that thinks he's King Kong, and Lizzie, a seemingly mutated lizard that walks on two feet, have decided to take over the land of the free. They will destroy every last skyscraper, bank, and small apartment that rest on each of the big cities of the United S...
	Pinball Quest review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Unexpected occurrences, whether good or bad, can change our life forever. You entered a sweepstakes a few months ago and the hassles of everyday life have made you forget all about it. You only have one chance in several million to win it anyway; it'll never happen. It's a Monday morning and you're getting all the sleep you can before you have to get up and go to work. All of a sudden you hear a knock at the door. ''Go to hell,'' you yell at the door, mad that your beauty sleep has been disturbe...
	Super Sprint review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 A typical race is going to involve flooring the accelerator, dashing to the first corner, then swinging wildly about it like a drunken ballerina and hopefully aligning with the rails on the next turn so as to avoid smashing into a barrier and exploding (if going at high speeds) or becoming stuck for a few seconds while your opponents take the lead by about half a track and you curse at the television screen.
	Pac-Man (Tengen) review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 As long as I can remember, whether I was playing it in the arcades, for the Atari 2600, Game Boy, or the NES, I've been playing Pac-Man pretty much all my life. Pac-Man is one of the biggest arcade hits of all time, to say the least. Grownups and kids alike were head over heels about the game because it was so simple to play, and it was also fun, challenging, and addicting. To say the least, there was nothing else like it.
	Marble Madness review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Playing marbles is something I'd never done before. I used to have a lot of those little glass marbles with exotic colorful patterns inside them, but dust mites paid more attention to them than I did. That is, until I decided to get Marble Madness. I never knew playing marbles was so fun or I would've been playing them all my life.
	Little Nemo: The Dream Master review (NES) Reviewed on November 01, 2003 Wouldn't we all like to be a dream master? I know I would. I don't care whether I'm dreaming about hooking up with a woman I have a crush on or about bowling underground with huge pieces of Kellogg's Corn Pops, it would be cool if I could choose what I dream, or to have several similar dreams in a row.

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