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  • Reader PSP HG exclusive

    Lumines review

    There was a game that came out for the PS2 about 2 years ago that looked set to revolutionise the way videogames looked, by making the gameplay have an impact upon the sound and visuals of the game, and vice versa. The graphics pulsed in…

    gazgt · June 3, 2005

  • Staff Nintendo 64

    Neon Genesis Evangelion review

    Based on the hit anime series of the same name, Neon Genesis Evangelion for the Nintendo 64 would initially appear to be what every Eva fan could ever want: a stunningly realized action game, featuring more giant robot action than you…

    Michael Scott · June 3, 2005

  • Reader Game Boy HG exclusive

    Gargoyle's Quest review

    Games, at least to me, are my past time. While other children were out digging their baseball kleets in dirt or breaking their noses getting hit by footballs I was blistering my thumbs on nearly every system ever made. I had so many games…

    True · June 2, 2005

  • Staff SNES HG exclusive

    True Lies review

    Considering all the options available these days, there’s no excuse for True Lies to continue existing. Someone should gather the cartridges, bundle them with a two-ton weight and toss them into a massive swimming pool. Then maybe Arnold…

    Jason Venter · June 2, 2005

  • Staff SNES HG exclusive

    Battletoads & Double Dragon: The Ultimate Team review

    There’s a reason for this irritating flaw, though: Rare wanted you to play with a friend. Though the game lets thugs gang up on you and throw you into an endless circle of punishment, you and a buddy can turn the tables. One of you can be…

    Jason Venter · June 2, 2005

  • Reader NES

    Jackal review

    Back in 1988, Konami-designed Metal Gear hit America and earned release on the NES. Its combination of action and espionage was critically acclaimed and paved the way for one of the most successful franchises of recent memory. Lost in the…

    overdrive · June 2, 2005

  • Staff PlayStation 2

    Dark Cloud review

    But the very worst thing about Dark Cloud is that by the time you’ve played enough of the game to realise what a dull experience it is, you’ve invested so many hours into your adventure, that giving up means damning all your work into…

    Gary Hartley · June 2, 2005

  • Staff PSP

    PQ: Practical Intelligence Quotient review

    When opening a review, the writer is supposed to talk about something that's relevant to the subject at hand. A theme must be established and through a series of brief observations, readers should be given a glimpse of what is to come. I…

    Michael Scott · June 2, 2005

  • Staff GameCube

    The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures review

    Nintendo's commitment to creative design is clear, but it can be difficult to enjoy when it comes in a form seemingly fathered by the same ruthless pimping that sees Mario crying himself to sleep at nights.

    Daniel Forbes · June 1, 2005

  • Reader GameCube

    Animal Crossing review

    Animal Crossing was in my Christmas stocking last year. I had begged my mother to purchase it for me even though she was pretty damn reluctant. “David, this game looks like it’s for kids!” she moaned at me but I didn’t care. From what I’d…

    goldenvortex · May 31, 2005

  • Reader Xbox

    Jade Empire review

    I've only played two Bioware games: Jade Empire and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I'm already convinced that Bioware is a lazy or maybe just complacent group of game designers. Guys, you clearly know what you're doing, and I'm…

    careless_whisper · May 31, 2005

  • Staff PC HG exclusive

    Viper V-16 review

    Rise follows three young girls, and whether you turn right or left at each of the two junctions determines who (if anyone) gets kidnapped and raped. Squeezed in and around your three in-game choices are some lurid story scenes. My favorite…

    Zigfried · May 30, 2005

  • Staff PlayStation 2 HG exclusive

    Metal Slug 4 & 5 review

    Metal Slug 5 is certainly worth playing through a couple times for the splendid sightseeing, and once again after that for the stupendous boss battles; as a fraction of a larger compilation, it'd be great. As the saving grace of a $40…

    John L · May 30, 2005

  • Reader Game Boy Advance

    Lord of the Rings: The Third Age review

    LotR games have been hitting the various consoles lately, and every time a GBA companion game was released as well. While The Two Towers and Return of the King got Diablo-ish hack & slash companion games on the GBA, The Third Age opts to…

    sashanan · May 30, 2005

  • Reader Game Boy Advance HG exclusive

    Zone of the Enders: The Fist of Mars review

    When one thinks of Japanese culture, they’re most likely to think of four things; anime and manga, giant mechs, video games, and pop (no, not the carbonated beverage). When you combine the former two, you get top-notch shows such as Gundam…

    yamishuryou · May 28, 2005

  • Reader Xbox Review of the Week

    Ninja Gaiden review

    Ninja Gaiden is a superior piece of software. It resembles nothing so much as an exquisitely engineered piece of machinery, and that's both Ninja Gaiden's majesty and its weakness: it works so exquisitely, but it often feels more like a…

    careless_whisper · May 26, 2005

  • Reader PlayStation 2

    Devil May Cry 2 review

    Super Mario Bros. is the first videogame I ever played, and I loved it. I’ve conquered other electronic worlds, but you always remember your first time. Mine happened to be with the seminal effort that turned the slumping mid-80s gaming…

    careless_whisper · May 26, 2005

  • Reader Xbox

    The Punisher review

    The last time Frank Castle was in the video game limelight was in 1993; he and Nick Fury beat the crap out of countless thugs and finally brought down Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin. It was one of Capcom’s finest work and an easy arcade classic…

    goldenvortex · May 26, 2005

  • Staff DS

    Sprung: A Game Where Everyone Scores review

    Sprung is being caught by your mother, jerking off to a lingerie catalogue. Sprung is feeling up your best friend's sister as he walks into the room. Sprung is a terrible, terrible game, and one that's every bit as embarrassing for UBI…

    Michael Scott · May 26, 2005

  • Reader Saturn HG exclusive

    Dragon Force review

    Sequels can be a mess and remakes can teeter on the edge of a needle between outstanding and horrific. While I’m adamant about never begging for anything, I surely wouldn’t be opposed to send a request letter Sega’s way asking them for a…

    True · May 23, 2005