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Review by aschultz
May 28, 2009
Because the game itself is a bit hopeless. Instead of something practical like a way to pause the game if you get too many extra lives or 100000 points, LB gives you useless, ephemeral abilities. Your UFO can move in a small box, which decreases in size for the first nine waves until you can't move vertically--you're stuck at the top. You can also fire on a diagonal, about thirty degrees, though the gunners always know where you are and can shoot at any angle. The time gunners take to fire is critical for avoiding them, and it turns out the best strategy makes diagonal shots useless as well. Because the gunners are pretty dumb, with one always trying to move straight under you. With a little practice, you can fire, move, fire, move, fire and retreat to where you started. Even if you get hit, your UFO falls with a mournful siren, and unless you're terribly bored or impaired, you can land on one of the guns to kill it.
The trick is doing this for 3700 rounds. There's a trade-off between boredom and bathroom breaks versus the guns being too quick for you, depending on the challenge level you choose. Fortunately, perfection is not necessary, as you get an extra gun every thousand points, or approximately four rounds, up to a maximum of six backups. And the random generator for when the guns fire is somewhat timed, so there will be points where you get on a roll. So sadly, LB, which could be a sophisticated game about ducking and avoiding enemy fire, becomes one where you fire at the ground, wait for a gunner to walk into it, and repeat. Oh, and don't get on a losing streak. And don't take any breaks. Especially not bathroom breaks, despite the nozzle from the ufo looking like, well, urination. The game kills off your extra lives in about thirty seconds then.
Yet losing lives is really about the only way to break the monotony. Having your saucer fall to the ground turning all crazy colors gives you some needed breaks, and eventually you'll get killed anyway. Staring at the all black background and grey guns gets tedious. And between the low coughs for hitting an enemy and the high coughs of shooting, you can plow through levels with your eyes closed. The sense of accomplishment from finding clever ways like this to make the game less tedious work well. Finding one every ten minutes may tide you over the full two hours of playing this game.
Looking back, I'm amazed I found the repetition of LB more interesting than school. It was one of the canonically infuriating Atari games of my youth, because it was potentially so easy to win. But I always dithered between the slow, easy route and the fast, hard one. This carried over into adult life, where I'd put LB off with RPG's and, sadly, Sudoku or other more subtly repetitive rubbish. Then one day, with the help of an emulator and a webpage refreshing baseball scores every half-minute, I paused at my convenience, took save states and, yes, even went to the bathroom a few times more than I needed to. It was not bad on the fastest level. For winning, I got six exclamation points in the score. My mental reaction was one of several different shift-number keys. I felt like a sucker. But not as much as those poor saps who'd played the original game back in the 80s, sitting on a toilet chair to ensure victory.
Rating: 2/10
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