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Title: 3 girls, 2 guys
Posted: May 09, 2010 (01:30 AM)
We had another semesterly Marti Gras party at my house, the last one for me since I'm graduating. The attendance was a little smaller than it was in the past, and it wasn't as structured as in the past. It was still crazy though. People sometimes refer to it as a "make-out party," which certainly makes sense, though it's more of a "lots of crazy shit" party. Lots of naked bodies, people doing things they wouldn't do at any other time. It's kind of like having an MTV-style spring break party, but with a real people aesthetic.

The way it basically works is propositioning people to make out or do crazy shit by offering or asking for beads, which are used as currency. At one point two girls came up to me asking for beads for them to make out with each other. I said something to the effect that this was nothing special and that I would accommodate them if I were involved in some way. So I ended up making out with both of them at the same time. A little later one of them came back for more, and we made out again for what felt like a long time. I had my eyes closed, but I think a lot of people were watching. We were standing dead center in the hallway surrounded by two or three dozen people. As it happened, I felt a cool sensation on my shirtless back; someone poured chocolate sauce all over me.

The last girl I made out with was a really hot girl who I have hardly ever talked to. I don't remember the exact details of how it was initiated or how we even came to be in proximity of each other, but I do know that it was done for me as a favor by a friend. I thanked him the next morning, told him I owed him one, and asked him at least twice, "wait, did I really make out with her?"

Making out with girls that night went surprisingly smoothly without too many awkward personal dynamics. Guys, on the other hand, ended up being a different story. I made out with a friend for a bit, but just incidentally as part of an unsuccessful attempt at a six-person make-out that was thwarted by spatial problems. I also made out with this one guy on the dance floor who was really into me and kept coming back for more, until I eventually realized that he really wanted to fuck me and had to be like "okay, I'm done now." He asked me why I was such a tease, the answer to which was "Because I'm not gay." In fact, I'm not sure how much I actually like admitting that I made out with a guy.

As usual, most of my activities were tame compared to what went on around me. People licking condiments off various body parts (including genitalia), naked baby oil wrestling, someone successfully requesting everyone on the dance floor to take their pants off, etc.

I didn't get laid, but I managed to get my drunkenness exactly right for once. I didn't black out, but I drank enough to be exquisitely unsober. The craziness subsided eventually, and at 4 AM I was just chilling with a dozen or so people in the dining room, eating and talking about shit.

True to my nerdy nature though, the night ended in video games. Some time between 4:30 and 5 AM most people had gone to sleep, but I saw some people playing Samurai Shodown V on our house Neo Geo machine. I was playing with this one guy for like an hour or so. There were two other people in the room at the same time who would occasionally say stuff to us while we were playing ("man, you guys are really hardcore"). I didn't notice it much because I was tired, still drunk, and really into the game. Eventually they caught our attention with this: "HEY FUCKERS! It's light outside." We observed this true fact, played one more game, and then stopped. I finally got to bed at about 6 AM.

I will probably never experience anything like this ever again.

zippdementiaUser: zippdementia
Posted: May 09, 2010 (10:42 AM)
I enjoy sleeping with women more, but I do think guys make out better.

radicaldreamerUser: radicaldreamer
Posted: May 09, 2010 (03:25 PM)
In terms of making out, I find that there doesn't seem to be much difference if you close your eyes. I don't make out much with guys though because I'm not gay, so my sample size might be too small. I don't really have any desire to enlarge it either. I'm inclined to believe that it's something that's more determined by the individual though.

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