I'm making this a double feature, because I know everyone is dying to listen to me bitch about my brother again.
-Funny Video Reviews: Red Letter Media
Okay, last night, I felt like searching for Star Trek: TNG crap on YouTube. After some lame search results, I decided to do a search for Star Trek: Insurrection, because that was one of the ST movies I've never seen much of. One of the first results ended up being a review:
I was weary at first, because it was four parts long, his voice didn't win me over once the video started playing, and the fart "joke" seconds in was stupid. However, since his first words were "Star Trek: Insurrection sucks my balls", I thought I would give him a few minutes of my time. The review was hilarious, and I think it's because his rants kept getting more silly as I went deeper into the review. I laughed even harder at his ST: Generations and First Contact reviews, but that's probably because I watched those films recently on TV, and I was asking some of the same questions he asked. His Star Wars Episode I review was long as hell, but it was worth it.
-Brother: RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
Okay, the situation I was in today made almost no sense, but I bet that was completely intentional. My brother asked me to watch his kid for "just a little bit", because he needed to pick up his girlfriend from work, then set up the BBQ "equipement" at his house for the party he was going to have later.
It does not take six hours to set up BBQ equipement.
Now, here's the thing I realized a few hours into babysitting that didn't make any sense: He wasn't working today, and she was just getting off work, so... why did I have to watch him? It doesn't take two people to set up for BBQ, it's not that damn complex. He could easily do it himself while she watches her own child, and vice versa.
Conclusion: I was purposely robbed of a Saturday afternoon.
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Genj - May 15, 2010 (04:10 PM) I watched that guys 90 minute long Episode 2 review and it was a pretty good dissection of why it's not a good film. As for your brother, he should have manned up and just told you he wanted to fuck his girlfriend while you watch his kid. |
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zippdementia - May 15, 2010 (10:34 PM) Yeah, there's DEFINITELY sex involved here. |
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Felix_Arabia - May 16, 2010 (06:15 AM) Just shoot your brother. |
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zippdementia - May 16, 2010 (11:14 AM) You can always count on Felix to find the proper solution to any problem. I agree. It's cheap, easy, and effective. |
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dementedhut - May 16, 2010 (12:16 PM) The downside is having to either 1) cover up the evidence very well, or 2) run from the law. I'm too lazy to do either. :( |
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